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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[whatsupcroc]

What about things that try to poke out their eyes?

[gorillawarfare]

We can always build another fire.

[whatsupcroc]

Two bonfires? Now that's just plain overindulgence.

[gorillawarfare]

Or an excuse for a crap ton of s'mores. I don't know if you know this, but I'm an expert whittler. I can get marshmallow sticks going pronto.

[whatsupcroc]

What about the hot dogs to start the whole thing off? Don't throw half a party. Go all out! And all American. That's sure to make someone happy!

[gorillawarfare]

Great. We can use the cashmere sweaters to infuse a smokey flavor.


...Wait. I missed something. How did you trick me into planning a barbecue.

[whatsupcroc]

You can't trick the willing, Marco. You can only enable them to realize their full potential.

[ In other words, her cat caught the canary look is all about the fact he totally set himself up for that one in her somewhat esteemed opinion.

Also everyone here is secretly a foodie. News at Eleven. ]

When was the last time you even went to a proper barbecue?

[gorillawarfare]

No wonder you got a pocket watch for a weapon.


Uh...the one where Darlene's house got ripped apart by a dust monster.

[beat]

Okay. Let's do a barbecue.

[whatsupcroc]

[ Booyah! She throws her hands in the air for a general yes, success! moment. Still! ]

That leaves us with the important question -- what barbecue worthy food exists in Future England? Mom told me the Indian was pretty much the only decent thing back when we're from, but I have no idea what's edible around here now. Other than the FEB at a pub downtown!

[ 'cause that one guy said it was good and she'll of course take his word for it because why not. ]

[gorillawarfare]

-the FEB? Is that like TAB? Because, let's be honest, this party's over before it begins with TAB.

[whatsupcroc]

Unless the TAB is a Total American Breakfast, I don't think so. FEB! Full English Breakfast!

[gorillawarfare]

Ugh, English food?!

[whatsupcroc]

I know, isn't the thought horrifying?

[ Don't mind the fact she's laughing. ... It can't possibly be at him it's at him, that reaction was priceless. ]

What do you think they serve? Is spotted dick a thing in England, or was that somewhere else in Europe?

[gorillawarfare]

Spotted what?

[whatsupcroc]

[ She just laughs in response. English food. What were you going to do about it? ]

[gorillawarfare]

This is a sick place full of sick people.

And I'm so not eating anything that comes out of a can or packet anymore.

[whatsupcroc]

It is England, we had a whole revolution to get away from them last I heard.

I reserve sole rights to all whipped cream out of a can in the future.

[gorillawarfare]

Ugh, don't mention the Revolution. It's a touchy subject.

Just make sure you don't inhale the gas in the cap. Last thing I need is someone high who can turn into a crocodile.

[whatsupcroc]

It's not like there are any sewers around I could get down into and burst out of while cackling, "In the future, it's not New York that raised the mutant crocodiles! Hello Exsilium!" or anything.

[ More amused than dismissive, she taps her fingers on her arm rest. ]

[gorillawarfare]

I fear that this line of thinking is going to end in one severely mistaken franchise.

[whatsupcroc]

[ She snorts, shaking her head with a grin. ]

You're silly.

[ This deep dialog brought to you by: teens are us. ]

[gorillawarfare]

You know, I think I remember you kind of liking that about me.

[ a big cheese wink ]

[whatsupcroc]

[ She laughs again, lacing her fingers together. ]

And I remember inviting you to come stop by sometime, which I'm pretty sure only happened once we were both abducted from Earth.

[gorillawarfare]

[ he grins ]

Hey, it was next on my to-do list after saving the world. That should give me a little credit, right?

[whatsupcroc]

Like I haven't heard that one before. But I suppose since it's actually true, you might earn a little credit for it.

[ Said with an exaggerated roll of her eyes. Not thinking too hard on what 'after' means, with where she's from. ]

Just think on the fame afterward! With the whole surviving part, but I like optimism. It's so much more fun than the alternatives.