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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[deadelfwalking]

Ridiculous.

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[gorillawarfare]

I don't make the rules, I just sit here with these cheekbones.

[deadelfwalking]

Further nonsense.

[gorillawarfare]

Deny it all you want, I find it hard to believe they collected this many attractive people here for no reason.

Maybe we're supposed to repopulate the Earth. Or gather all the hair product and toothpaste endorsements for funding the army.

[deadelfwalking]

[STARES AT.] Your sampling is too small. And if they sought to repopulate this planet, they have made some strange choices.

[gorillawarfare]

True until it's disproved, my man.

Hey, I'm not arguing that. But from a purely aesthetic perspective it's a pretty solid line-up. Globetrotters solid.

[deadelfwalking]

[eyebrow raise.] Death knights don't typically fit into anyone's aesthetic perspective. [pause. shrug. well, maybe necrophiliacs.]

[gorillawarfare]

...You know how many D&D nerds there are on the planet, right?

[deadelfwalking]

What. [GIBBERISH.]

[gorillawarfare]

You know...inside kids?

[deadelfwalking]

What the bloody hell are you going on about?

[gorillawarfare]

[he raises his hands in a placating manner ]

Hey man, I'm just saying there's a demographic out there. You should see Magic: The Gathering gatherings at my local comic store.

[deadelfwalking]

[because he still doesn't know what you're talking about, brother.] ... A demographic for the undead?

[gorillawarfare]

Mark my words, undead boyfriends are going to be the next big thing. Do you do poetry at all?

[deadelfwalking]

[gritting his teeth.] No.

[gorillawarfare]

I'm guessing you can brood like a champ, though.

[deadelfwalking]

What does that have to do with anything? [yeah, he totally can.]

[gorillawarfare]

We get you a beret and an affinity for indie coffee shops and you will never lack a date again.