encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[pinkworth]

Just wait 5 min

[antitactical]

5 more minutes???

not here

[failvenger]

[watching this post]

benefitting from her asking huh rin

[antitactical]

( taking one for the science team )

[onemoredeath]

Think about breakfast.

[antitactical]

How is thinking about toast going to help

What kind of breakfast

Does the breakfast kind matter?

[not here]

[ex_velveteened856]

[This is too embarrassing to talk about ever in her whole life, so thank goodness someone else did it! Stalking forever.]

[TAKING ONE FOR THE WHOLE DANG TEAM]

[antitactical]

( wow most stalked post for all the oh god why reasons )

[fatestaywright]

Um.

[he chickened out of answering]

[antitactical]

( PHOENIX... )

Yes that's also what I said this morning

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[femininityshredded]

[Kido doesn't really get it but this sounds like something she should be aware of considering the circumstances, so... Sucking it up to ask.]

Wait what happened? Why can't you just go?

[antitactical]

( Collette squints at this. Is this............ a joke? )

Because it's up. You know. Up?

[audio --> text]

[axplicitly]

[In the midst of laughing her ass off, she accidentally presses the button for audio, and doesn't notice for a good minute or so. Lucky for Collette, she eventually turns it off.]

You're as bad as brainless.

[antitactical]

( Johanna you have no pity!!! )

Yeah, yeah, it's super funny, but what kind of person doesn't ask when they need to know!

audio that is clearly not from a man

[baskered]

[...Well. At least someone else is having a tough time with this stuff, too.]

Relax. And...aim carefully. And think about your history teacher.

text; by now she ain't even phased

[antitactical]

Think about your history teacher. What if I don't have a history teacher?

[sceyence]

. . .

[This is what he studied half a lifetime to answer.]

Think of something for a while. Probably not the first person to answer that... It's... It's normal.

[antitactical]

( science!!! )

Think of something really doesn't help much, does seriously thinking about breakfast or history teachers help that much why does this have to happen at all?

Permavideo

[governorkang]

[He still looks like a draconian, but not quite like himself. His voice is slightly different, too.]

Why wouldn't you be able to use the latrine?

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[antitactical]

( Collette smiles to herself. Man, at least Kang doesn't have to worry about this stuff! )

I think it's a human thing where parts of the body don't want to cooperate first thing in the morning

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[flamberge]

Either take a cold shower or masturbate.

[best advice provided to you by a not!loli.]

[antitactical]

( lasjdflaskdj KRATOS.......... )

Like the second isn't a major breach of trust and faith in each other!

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[originalgaangster]

Uh.

Think about your grandmother.

Or just. You know. Deal with it. Yep.

[ Sokka is just going to pretend he was never here. ]

[antitactical]

I'm going to say that I'm thankful people are answering but some of these answers are totally off the wall

[redheadcarrier]

wow, i totally wanted to think about that when i woke up this morning.

thaaaaanks.

[antitactical]

You're welcome! ♥

[NOT HERE]

[nipaas]

[Gross, gross, gross.

People need to have manners with the talk of bodily fluids, geez! :( Either way, she'll be stalking this post out of embarrassment.]

(YOU PEOPLE!!!)

[antitactical]

( Yeah yeah manners you're welcome too!!! )

[Audio] A few hours later

[strategic_guile]

[A female voice that sounds amused.]

I hope by now you figured it out. How old is the body you're in?

[antitactical]

Sixteen, give or take a bit.

( She thinks, at least, she's not entirely sure! )

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[demonbloodblade]

...I am so glad I wasn't the only person with that problem.

[antitactical]

I think it's an all guy issue

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[datalog]

Waiting that shit out will start feel as though the head is gonna pop off like a cork on that phallic champagne bottle. It's better to just suck it up and get your stroke on.

[Yes, that is the voice of a cute young girl, though the tone is matter of fact and aloof.]

[text] 1/?

[antitactical]

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[gallopingarcher]

If you found out the answer can you tell me?

I think I broke him.

[antitactical]

I have a whole bunch of answers but what do you mean you think you broke him??

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[neveraskedforbirds]

...Just hold it down. Don't let it boss you around.

[antitactical]

You're not going to say wrestle it into place next, are you?