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[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

Comments

[antitactical]

Okay but those ones it's fine just waiting, right? There can't be that much blood running down there that five minutes won't make it better when you don't have to go or something

[fatestaywright]

oh

uh

it getslike that when the blood goes there
i think you can find a book on it in the library really

[antitactical]

Or maybe I can just do handstands all day this is so stupid

and also kind of hilarious you poor guys

[fatestaywright]

There are lots of jokes about it made at our expense, yeah.

[antitactical]

Look on the bright side! It's helping everyone laugh about themselves!

[fatestaywright]

Not everyone I don't think some of these guys are being pretty mean.

[antitactical]

One guy's offering to teach I think I like him best to be honest next to Jesse he's being real

[fatestaywright]

To teach?

You how to fix that problem?

[antitactical]

No no well

Yes

But more I think about all the whys of it happening and stuff which may be interesting but

I'm not a biology girl in that way I'm more a hands on person and that is not gross and not related to 85% of what's here!

[fatestaywright]

Wow, you said it yourself! I wouldn't have thought of it if you didn't. [yes he would have.]

[antitactical]

Are you trolling me

[fatestaywright]

Maybe. It's true I don't have a whole lot else to do though...

[antitactical]

Trolling poor helpless body-switched girls on the internet

For shame!!!

[fatestaywright]

You're not helpless; you have people helping you!

[antitactical]

Helping with a hammer in some cases! But I've got it nailed by now.

[fatestaywright]

If they're helping with a hammer and you got it nailed, that was probably proper helping.

[antitactical]

Or they were a little heavy fisted and I took over the fine touch to pull this all together!

[fatestaywright]

I wouldn't put it past you honestly. Are you less, er, troubled now?

[antitactical]

Yes and feeling much better overall though laughing didn't help with the bladder issue

[fatestaywright]

Well, at least you got it all figured out right?

[antitactical]

Yep! Got a plan of action and everything!

[fatestaywright]

I'm filled with dread and curiosity.

[antitactical]

Read around! I'm sure you'll figure it out! ;)

[fatestaywright]

Haha. Sure. I'll do that if the curiosity wins over the dread.