encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[antitactical]

Really 'cause sex ed where I come from hits the first time when we're in elementary school

[sceyence]

I was actually talking about my biology classes. A lot more professional, I think.

[antitactical]

Oh it's just more science that way, not necessarily more professional! Though if you think a scientific view will help I'll listen since it can't hurt anything

It's just I'm not worried about the biology I'd get it fine were I, you know, me, but I'm not me and dealing with all these other things is weird and out of nowhere and them some people are just being gross about it!

[sceyence]

Ah. That's what worries you. I'm sorry. I didn't understand how strange this situation must feel to you. I can't really begin to, either.

[Kenji thinks, briefly. The him that tried to teach that one class was vastly more irresponsible than he is now. He gives a small sigh.]

Things are complicated enough at that age, and I'm guessing this isn't making things any easier. I don't mean to sound conceited, but if you have any other questions, I think I can offer better help than most.

[antitactical]

It's probably even weirder than you think, to be honest, though at least it's all in the same species.

Okay, I will, if you mean that. What's your name? (I can go by tag but this seems more polite.)

[sceyence]

Guess that's true. [He has no idea what that means, but figures he's done enough prying for the day.]

Kenjirou Tateyama. And yours?

[antitactical]

I'd love to say, but I did do this anonymously for a reason!

[sceyence]

[So much for knowing the name of at least one person here. Still...]

Right. That's... understandable.

[antitactical]

How about this? You let me know where you are, and I'll come stop by to say thanks in person later. Would that work for you?