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[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[gallopingarcher]

Yes! It's called that too and it keeps their um parts inside

Wait. Some boys don't have them?!!!

But if he's not broken, do you know? It's hard enough to go without this too!

[antitactical]

Foreskin is just at the end it isn't for the whole thing? I mean it's not like with a dog or a horse or something, boys don't hide their stuff in anything except what they're wearing. At least I don't think everything sucks back in unless it's super cold or something crazy like that and wow I didn't want to think about this so much?

Are you asking if I know he's not broken can you find the guy who is supposed to be in that body and maybe ask?

[gallopingarcher]

But! Wait. I don't

You're saying two-legged boys just have everything out like this all the time? Ew!

And no, I was asking um about the question you asked at first. I think it's the same, I mean, now that I know it's not something wrong. I just want my body back!

[antitactical]

Trust me I want my body back too. Okay, if it's what I was asking about, the calmest way to make the time pass and for it to go down and to also use the bathroom is to take a shower. Because you spend time there anyway and while peeing in the shower is kind of gross it's something you can do!

[gallopingarcher]

Oh.

Would a bath work? I don't think I can shower without falling again. Not with everything so slippery!

[antitactical]

A cold bath should -- or heck a warm bath who knows, if the warm doesn't work stay long enough and it'll get cold!

[gallopingarcher]

Thank you thank you thank you! I don't know what I would have done.

[antitactical]

No prob!