encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[femininityshredded]

It? like it

[Oh. On the other side of the tablet, Kido slams her hands on it and shoves it back. Hitting enter, whoops.

The next message comes a minute later.]

it happens like that?? did you fix it??

[antitactical]

( Okay, so that gets her to grin and laugh. )

I was about to hop on a cold shower give me like 15 min I'll get back to you with results

[femininityshredded]

I really hope i don't need to know but tell me what you find out yeah. please.

[She's just. Going to sit here waiting.]

[antitactical]

( It's more like 18 minutes later, but Collette taps on the tablet once she's dressed. )

Hope is nice especially when married to practicality. Okay so that shower thing worked out perfectly!

[femininityshredded]

at least there's some good news. Geez it's not like being a girl is easy but these problems are just something else.

[antitactical]

We've gotta hope no one starts screaming about our biggest perk anytime soon

[femininityshredded]

I think I might die if they do. is it really fun for a guy to be stuck like that? it's not at all fun for us.

[antitactical]

I don't think it probably is but I haven't exactly gone around asking and to be honest I don't think I'm going to start