encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[pinkworth]

Just wait 5 min

not here

[failvenger]

[watching this post]

[onemoredeath]

Think about breakfast.

[not here]

[ex_velveteened856]

[This is too embarrassing to talk about ever in her whole life, so thank goodness someone else did it! Stalking forever.]

[fatestaywright]

Um.

[he chickened out of answering]

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[femininityshredded]

[Kido doesn't really get it but this sounds like something she should be aware of considering the circumstances, so... Sucking it up to ask.]

Wait what happened? Why can't you just go?

[audio --> text]

[axplicitly]

[In the midst of laughing her ass off, she accidentally presses the button for audio, and doesn't notice for a good minute or so. Lucky for Collette, she eventually turns it off.]

You're as bad as brainless.

audio that is clearly not from a man

[baskered]

[...Well. At least someone else is having a tough time with this stuff, too.]

Relax. And...aim carefully. And think about your history teacher.

[sceyence]

. . .

[This is what he studied half a lifetime to answer.]

Think of something for a while. Probably not the first person to answer that... It's... It's normal.

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[governorkang]

[He still looks like a draconian, but not quite like himself. His voice is slightly different, too.]

Why wouldn't you be able to use the latrine?

[text]

[flamberge]

Either take a cold shower or masturbate.

[best advice provided to you by a not!loli.]

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[originalgaangster]

Uh.

Think about your grandmother.

Or just. You know. Deal with it. Yep.

[ Sokka is just going to pretend he was never here. ]

[redheadcarrier]

wow, i totally wanted to think about that when i woke up this morning.

thaaaaanks.

[NOT HERE]

[nipaas]

[Gross, gross, gross.

People need to have manners with the talk of bodily fluids, geez! :( Either way, she'll be stalking this post out of embarrassment.]

[Audio] A few hours later

[strategic_guile]

[A female voice that sounds amused.]

I hope by now you figured it out. How old is the body you're in?

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[demonbloodblade]

...I am so glad I wasn't the only person with that problem.

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[datalog]

Waiting that shit out will start feel as though the head is gonna pop off like a cork on that phallic champagne bottle. It's better to just suck it up and get your stroke on.

[Yes, that is the voice of a cute young girl, though the tone is matter of fact and aloof.]

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[gallopingarcher]

If you found out the answer can you tell me?

I think I broke him.

[text]

[neveraskedforbirds]

...Just hold it down. Don't let it boss you around.