encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

Comments

[antitactical]

5 more minutes???

[pinkworth]

Or go in the shower if you really can't make it

[antitactical]

How's that going to help? You just pee 'cause of the water thing?

[pinkworth]

Well it won't matter if you get it all over the place cuz you can just wash it off

[antitactical]

Oh my god so you're saying just pee on the tiles

Okay I guess but what if it still isn't coming out?

[pinkworth]

It'll come out just try not to hit yourself in the face with it

[antitactical]

Are you serious that's something you can do to yourself?

[pinkworth]

I'm serious be careful and good luck

[antitactical]

Thank you I think I need way more of that then I thought but again thank you! I will try what you say!

[pinkworth]

You'll get the hang of it just try and hold it steady

[antitactical]

These things need a users manual for this

And do I really have to

[pinkworth]

Going to make a way bigger mess if you don't hold it

You know like if you turn on a high pressure hose and just let it go all over the place you get the picture

[antitactical]

I know it's just weird and I'm not used to this and okay I think I'll try the shower thing because this waiting thing just feels painful

[pinkworth]

OK

[antitactical]

IT WORKED!

[pinkworth]

CONGRATS

[antitactical]

Thank you again, you're the best, Jesse!

[pinkworth]

No problem