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[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[onemoredeath]

Not really. I just imagine all the steps I have to go through in order to make a breakfast that is not greasy, loaded with fat, or does not involve beer.

[antitactical]

I don't get how that helps but I'll try it, thank you!

like 4 minutes later

[antitactical]

It's not working help!!!

[onemoredeath]

The idea is to not think about anything exciting and think about boring, weird, or gross things.

Or just take matters into your own hands, but I doubt that's what you want to do.

[antitactical]

Is that a euphemism because I'm hoping it's not since I don't see how taking things into my own hands is going to have better results isn't that what you're doing anyway

[onemoredeath]

I mean that you masturbate though the idea is a bit ridiculous to how I think. Though a shower helps if it is cool water.

[antitactical]

WHAT no way that can't be what guys do!!! And I thought the cold shower thing was just if you were you know... turned on or something this can't be the same thing!

[onemoredeath]

Some do. Some have no control over their urges and tend to go off from just a glance by a pretty woman. Cold showers work for morning wood because the body acts the same way.

[antitactical]

Okay I will try the shower thing because all of this is weird and I want to pee really badly and I can't so this is super annoying so I'll try that first thank you

[onemoredeath]

Good luck.

[antitactical]

It worked! Though it was more a luke warm shower after I froze for a while!

[onemoredeath]

I'm glad to hear that.