encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[antitactical]

No reason, just was curious if you meant it or were trying to be like relatable or something

[strategic_guile]

...I don't think girls pop boners when they see guys they like bend over. This body doesn't, anyway.

[antitactical]

Oh my goooood that's so not what I meant!!!

[strategic_guile]

[There's laughing here.]

Should I apologize for the imagery?

[antitactical]

We're not talking about girl boners this is not real you're being gross on purpose aren't you

[strategic_guile]

Not on purpose. [But so much smiling.]

I know several woman who say they get lady boners though. That's not a thing I made up.

[antitactical]

I know it's not!

[strategic_guile]

I can only wonder why...

[antitactical]

Oh, shut up!

[strategic_guile]

Any other body questions? At least you'll get honest answers!

[antitactical]

You know for right now I think I'm fine, thank you very much!

[strategic_guile]

No problem. It was fun.