encrypted anonymous text (at 5:38AM) | filtered away from caesar silverberg

[antitactical]

To all the biological guys out there, I have a serious and kind of painful question to ask: how long does it take before you can go to the bathroom in the morning when it's all, um. Okay how do you deal with not being able to pee when you wake up?

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[pinkworth]

Just wait 5 min

not here

[failvenger]

[watching this post]

[antitactical]

5 more minutes???

benefitting from her asking huh rin

[antitactical]

( taking one for the science team )

[onemoredeath]

Think about breakfast.

[pinkworth]

Or go in the shower if you really can't make it

[failvenger]

[you betta believe it

wait she's not Eridan anymore no fish puns]

[antitactical]

How is thinking about toast going to help

What kind of breakfast

Does the breakfast kind matter?

[not here]

[ex_velveteened856]

[This is too embarrassing to talk about ever in her whole life, so thank goodness someone else did it! Stalking forever.]

[antitactical]

How's that going to help? You just pee 'cause of the water thing?

[pinkworth]

Well it won't matter if you get it all over the place cuz you can just wash it off

[TAKING ONE FOR THE WHOLE DANG TEAM]

[antitactical]

( wow most stalked post for all the oh god why reasons )

[onemoredeath]

Not really. I just imagine all the steps I have to go through in order to make a breakfast that is not greasy, loaded with fat, or does not involve beer.

[antitactical]

Oh my god so you're saying just pee on the tiles

Okay I guess but what if it still isn't coming out?

[pinkworth]

It'll come out just try not to hit yourself in the face with it

[antitactical]

I don't get how that helps but I'll try it, thank you!

[antitactical]

Are you serious that's something you can do to yourself?

[pinkworth]

I'm serious be careful and good luck

like 4 minutes later

[antitactical]

It's not working help!!!

[fatestaywright]

Um.

[he chickened out of answering]

[antitactical]

Thank you I think I need way more of that then I thought but again thank you! I will try what you say!

[pinkworth]

You'll get the hang of it just try and hold it steady

[onemoredeath]

The idea is to not think about anything exciting and think about boring, weird, or gross things.

Or just take matters into your own hands, but I doubt that's what you want to do.

[antitactical]

( PHOENIX... )

Yes that's also what I said this morning

[antitactical]

Is that a euphemism because I'm hoping it's not since I don't see how taking things into my own hands is going to have better results isn't that what you're doing anyway