oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

Comments

video

[bloodspeaker]

Yes; yes, let's all start our own goddamn armies. That will be ridiculously productive, I'm sure.

video

[tyrians]

Yeah? You be doin' somefin more "proeductive" then, eh?

[bloodspeaker]

You do realize that you're the third or fourth ... whatever the fuck you are ... to make this kind of statement, correct? Why should these people flock to your banner? Because you killed a monster? Please.

permavideo;

[sithiche]

[ oh he likes you
you have spunk
even if he is still deciphering half of that]

I don't know, do you have sign-up bonuses?

[tyrians]

I won't kill ya, how's that? Comin' from me, that's a pre' sweet eel, if you know what I'm sayin', yo.

[sithiche]

How magnanimous.

[Permavoice]

[ghostling]

[If the disgusted look on her face could be seen it'd speak for itself but as it can't words but be said.]

That can't be very hygienic.

permavideo

[tyrians]

[ she'd be rolling her eyes but what with the ghost eye thing ]

Yea, ok. Nomoby cares. Anyfin else?

[ghostling]

...What? I'm not sure that's even English.

voice

[maechtiger]

[Well, surprises. Homura takes a long time examining the video of the bizarre woman-thing on the screen, the horns and the blood and the bright shark tooth snarl. Against her better judgment too, she answers.]

Armies of what - creatures like you?

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[tyrians]

[ she scoffs a little ]

Creatures like me? You fuckin' mean trolls?

Cod, I forget that you humans don't know somefin bass ass when you see one. I'm assumin' you're a human anemoneways since it's way nicer than to be callin' you a "creature".

voice

[maechtiger]

[blah blah, not responding to the bait.]

No. Creatures that kill and wear their trophies like its show and tell.

[But she does appreciate all the information this girl has given her. Trolls - different from humans here. Grey and horned. Prone to fish-puns? Something native to Exsilium, or a transport too?]

[ video ]

[obfuskate]

Your needless puns even lace your speech.

[ oh

okay

i see

pardon me while shadow just kind of stares incredulously at her. REALLY, GURL. gill, sry ]

[ video ]

[tyrians]

Oh, it's you.

Ain't a big eel, yo. I fuckin' like puns, we get it, old news, movin' on.

[video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Nope.

[To starting armies, to it being fun, just.. you in general, Meenah :|]

[video]

[tyrians]

Denied.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[His plan of starting an army of his own kind of failed miserably...

Soooo...]

Seriously what the fuck is with eweryone around here startin' armies all of a sudden.

[tyrians]

[ ghostly eyeroll ]

Cause it's fun and somefin to do? I mean, it ain't anyfin diffisherent from the dream bubbles -- army startin'. I'm pre' expierenced in it, so I'm the illest gill to do it.

[onemoredeath]

I am sense a trend in the broken houses of the Transports. Does this mean that no one is worried that such a huge divide will be useful for the enemies?

[tyrians]

If anymoby's worried, they definitely ain't glubbin' up aboat it.

[Video]

[biwinning]

Everyone in favor of never joining thith bitch'th army, raithe your hand.

[tyrians]

Wow, you're seariously not undersandable, yo. Your accent is like so many levels of somefin retarded.

[Video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

This is me with both my arms raised dude.

[honkalypse]

[Gamzee is just as covered in blood as she is, perhaps even more so, and most of it looks fresh. There's some of his too, purple streaks in places. The wall behind him isn't splattered, it's painted, and apparently he's found some monsters with different colored fluids in them. He looks proud of his work, and absolutely batshit crazy, given the way he cackles.]

YOU'RE BEING ALL KINDS OF BITCHTITS, FISHY SISTER. Get your count on of this brother getting his self down with this shit. THEY'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING COLORS.

[tyrians]

Oooh my cod, why can't you be a fuckin' mute like Makara. Seariously, stop fuckin' screamin'. [ she squints ]

That mean you're joinin' me or what.