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oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man
[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
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Don't min know what good it'd do tho -- conchsiderin' we're always gettin' our fuckin bulges handed to us ebberyhwere.
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Bein' a -- to borrow from high fivin' Pyrope -- radical mother glubber is all you need to minknow.
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does this mean she's going to have more than karkat in her new army (yes he's immediately in her army regardless of whether he's here
twirling her trident ]
I'm a tactical bass ass, a mad fighter on the field, and got the whole seadwellin' strong as fuck fin goin' too. I'll blow anemoneone else outta the water who thinks they can prawnpare to me, yo.
[ plus god tier but she's not saying that ]
Bereef me, if there's anemoneone you wanna have as your captain, it's def' me.
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[Since now he's kind of agreed to be in both...]
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[ ghostly eyeroll ]
Look, Captor look-alike. Conchsiderin' I'm the only person who has the global spheres to fight crazy Lord Clamiwhatebber fins here, I'm clearly the best choice army-wise.
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And having the globe thpheresth to fight thomeone doethn't make you the betht at being in charge of an army.
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It totes does. But you're pre' much a member of mine anemoneways, so.
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Hang on, when did I thay I wath going to join??
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I decided for ya. You're shellcome.
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[And then he gives that some thought.]
That thoundsth kind of neat...
-Wait. You don't get to decide that! Fuck you!
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I'm a generfish captain, holla.
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Okay one, never calling you Captain or General or whatever. Two, not gonna jutht go on a rampage with you. If you need me for thomething important, then I'll help, but not otherwithe.
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So you can fuck right off if you think he's gonna hawe anythin' to do with whatewer you're plannin'.
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What was that? Couldn't undersand ya over the sound of you bein' a massive fuckin' tool.
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I'll say it again you old seahag, so how about you use that trident a' yours to get the shit outta your auricular sponge clots an' pay attention.
The yellowblood's with me. So find your ow-oh, wait, you can't.
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