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oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man
[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
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Cause it's fun and somefin to do? I mean, it ain't anyfin diffisherent from the dream bubbles -- army startin'. I'm pre' expierenced in it, so I'm the illest gill to do it.
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An' I figure what's the point in not puttin' forward the idea of a mutually beneficial troll alliance between us. Especially since we're both seadwellers, y'know. Rulin' class. Shit like that.
Whaddya say.
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Nope.
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Why not?!
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You can join my army as a minion but that's it, yo.
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[Jack excluded but NOONE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT]
You don't ewen know if I'd drag you down in the first place. I mean hawe you ewer ewen lead a successful army before.
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Course I have.
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How many you got interested in your shitty little get-together?
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A buncha bass ass homies alreedy, yo. And then we're going to beat the shit outta your army since you're bein' shells of aggravatin' right now.
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An' try to remember this conwersation when you're lyin' face down in the dirt an' I take whatewer's left a' your army once we win.
'Cause if you think after any a' this shit I'm gonna ewen reconsider offerin' you anythin' again from this point on you're straight out deluded.
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Shore, bouy.