oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

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[tyrians]

RIDIQUILLOUS! Hah!

[ she's still giggling ]

Fine, so I don't haveta embassrass you anemonemore -- you gon' join my army that I'm apprawntly legit doin', Shads.

[obfuskate]

[ to think something so small can make one so entertained... ]

Hmph. Your 'army'. I don't suppose I have a choice in the matter.

[ he is interested in seeing more of what she can do, though. maybe he'll stick around and see if this little army can be of use to him... ]

[tyrians]

Heh, cool. You's a part of my army now. Conchgrats.

[ she grins big and wide ]

[obfuskate]

I suppose I should thank you.

...

Rather, I should tank you.

[ like... like fish tank... yeah...

... he's not going to admit that he's enjoying this more than he should ok ]

[tyrians]

Normally I wouldn't let nomoby do fish puns because that's totes my fin, but you're gettin' kinda good at it so as captain and heiress, I'll allow it.

[ grin ]

[obfuskate]

Captain... and heiress.

[ said veeeeeery slowly with a raised brow. gill whatchu talkin aboat. ]

[tyrians]

Yeah, I'm royalty, Shads. Shoreprise.

[obfuskate]

Royalty over what now?

[ queen of all beaches and shores?? ]

[tyrians]

An entire planet. [ sort of since it's gone and she absconded the throne but that doesn't mean she's not going to brag about her royal blood anyways ]

[obfuskate]

Impressive.

Of course, it isn't as though your monarchy has any hinging on the situation at hand. Remember that.

[ except for queen of fish puns he can kinda roll with that maybe ]

[tyrians]

Heh. Shore, I ain't gonna forget it. Just like you ain't gonna forget that you're glubbin noise at royalty, yo.

[ basically she likes to remind everyone ever regardless of how much weight it has ]

[obfuskate]

Glubbing... noise.

Hmph. If you say so.

[ ... yeah some of this slang is still so ridiculous that it's beyond him shush ]

[tyrians]

Course I do. Royal decree and shit.