oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

Comments

[biwinning]

... What, you mean the demon?

Hang on, when did I thay I wath going to join??

[tyrians]

Yep. Apprawntly ghosts can double die, so reely lookin' forward to that when I get back to the dream bubbles, yo.

I decided for ya. You're shellcome.

[biwinning]

Double die.

[And then he gives that some thought.]

That thoundsth kind of neat...

-Wait. You don't get to decide that! Fuck you!

[tyrians]

Kinda too late, dude. Totes mean I'll keep your tailfin from gettin' munched or whtaebber though.

I'm a generfish captain, holla.

[Private]

[biwinning]

...

Okay one, never calling you Captain or General or whatever. Two, not gonna jutht go on a rampage with you. If you need me for thomething important, then I'll help, but not otherwithe.

[Private]

[tyrians]

[ ok for a moment, she actually looks surprised, because let's face it, she didn't think that would work and she hasn't really had the best luck with recruiting people. but then her surprise changes to excitement and her smile gets big and wide, not malicious like it usually is, but generally happy. ]

Yesss! Okay, you got yourshell an eel, Captor!

[Private]

[biwinning]

Alright. ...And don't tell anyone elthe about thith, okay?

[Private]

[tyrians]

Promfish. It'll be between you an' me, home skillet.

'Ey. Since I'm such a fuckin' great captain, if you ebber wanna know about that glubbin' loser Captor o' mine, gimme a holla.

[Private]

[biwinning]

My ancethtor.


You know, lowbloodsth are told all our livesth that ancethtorsth don't exitht. Only highbloodsth have them.


... No, I don't want to know. He probably thucked anyway.

[Private]

[tyrians]

Sorta ancestor. We're like, dead teen alt' universe ancestors things. It's fuckin' conchplicated.

'Ey, I'll keep it to myshell tho'.

[Private]

[biwinning]

Thoundsth complicated.

[Private]

[tyrians]

Don't reely givin' a flyin' fuck aboat it anemoneways. If Serket gets here, she can explain all of it to you.

[Private]

[biwinning]

Or I can never talk to anyone with the latht name "Therket" ever for the retht of my life. That'd be cool too.

[Private]

[tyrians]

What's your eel with Serkets?

[Private]

[biwinning]

I have reathonsth.

[Private]

[tyrians]

Yeah, okay, but just glubbin', my Serket ain't that bad. Like, at all.

Re: [Private]

[biwinning]

Never uthed mindcontrol to, I don't know, jump thomeone off a cliff or anything?

[Private]

[tyrians]

Nah. Though she don't reely need to since you'll probs' throw yourshell off a cliff once she tries to glub your ears off, yo.

[Private]

[biwinning]

Never done anything to hurt thomeone or maim them?

[Private]

[tyrians]

I wish. She'd be way more ballin' if she had. Everymoby in my timeline are a bunch of fuckin' scrubs. No one got the shit to do nofin to nomoby.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Too slow scumsucker, captor's with me.

So you can fuck right off if you think he's gonna hawe anythin' to do with whatewer you're plannin'.

[tyrians]

[ cups her hand to her ear... area... ]

What was that? Couldn't undersand ya over the sound of you bein' a massive fuckin' tool.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh please, like your petty attempts at insultin' me hawe anythin' to do with this.

I'll say it again you old seahag, so how about you use that trident a' yours to get the shit outta your auricular sponge clots an' pay attention.

The yellowblood's with me. So find your ow-oh, wait, you can't.

[biwinning]

Eridan, fuck off for a while.

[musclebeast]

[Just gonna slide in here since Equius has been slowly starting to give a damn about what fucking goes on in this house.]

[There's no appearance from him, but at hearing these two bicker over his quadrant mate there seems to be a very loud, crashing, metal sound from Equius's room. It's followed by shrieking probably caused from the same piece of metal/machinery/what have you.]