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♓ ([personal profile] tyrians) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-10-30 11:14 pm

oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand
]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
biwinning: (It's lonely up here but I like the view.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-11-22 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[So Sollux wasn't privy to any of this happening, it was more by chance he happened to look out his window. He's on the second floor, and immediately recognizes the two people at odds outside, specifically the grey skin of Meenah first, then Roxy. And admittedly, he doesn't think for too long about why they'd be out there, until he realizes the tyrian troll has her trident out. Yeah, that's never a good thing. He opens his window to yell out to them to cut the shit, but then Meenah starts to run toward Roxy and it's too quick for words to have any effect.

So he kind of leaps out the window. His psionics catch him and land him close, but not close enough to be in any weapon's path (yeah no way is he going to throw himself in front of a trident or wand, guys) and he psionically makes a grab for Meenah's trident. If she's got as tight a grip on it as he hopes, she won't be going anywhere.]


The fuck, guysth!
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-11-22 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Roxy had been dodging the swipes, actually trying to build up the courage to just shoot the damn bitch. Not that she cares particularly about Meenah, she has it coming, but more-so what the other trolls would think about it and whether they would be really pissed off with her for it.

But then Sollux shows up and stops Meenah, and she's almost tempted to use this chance to blow a hole through the sea-troll. Almost. But she doesn't.]


We're working on some issues and you probably don't wanna be involved, Sollux.

[She's actually glad that he stopped her, but at the same time a little disappointed.]
biwinning: (MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-11-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're right, I really don't want to be involved. I'm definitely not thinking to mythelf right now, "gee, I sure am glad I flew my ath out here to get in the middle of a bitchfight!" Becauthe that'th not what'th going on. I'm really fucking tired of thith shit, and if you didn't want me to thee it, here'th a protip! Don't do it ouththide my fucking rethpiteblock window! But I did, tho too late, and I'm not leaving until thith ith dithperthed.

[And yep, still holding that trident there, Meenah. Because he trusts Roxy to not take advantage of the moment, unlike Meenah. Thems the breaks.]
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-11-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Take even one step closer and we'll see just how well you defend yourself against this "shitty magic".

[Actually serious this time, holding that wand out. Don't do it Meenah!]
biwinning: (KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR HONEY)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-11-22 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you even lithtening to me?!

[Okay, so maybe he is stupid enough to put himself between them now. But it's more as a deterrent for Roxy. At least, he'd hope she wouldn't shoot at Meenah while he's in the way...

So Sollux steps foward, in the few feet between the two.
]

What part of "get the fuck out of here, both of you" don't you get? And didn't I thay not to fight her, Roxy? Holy shit, I don't know why I bother talking to either of you. Roxy, she can't hurt you if I'm here, tho thtop acting like she'th a threat. Meenah, thtop being a bitch. The end. Go back to your rethpective seats on the dipshit expressth.
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-11-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, I'd like to see you try!

[Every time Meenah opens her mouth it just pisses her off more. But then Sollux steps inbetween them and damn. She can't do anything now. Won't- she wouldn't risk accidentally hurting Sollux in this, so she lowers her weapon before directing the next but at him.]

Yeah you said not to fight her, but that don't count when she's got her fork out with the intention of putting holes in me again!
Edited 2012-11-22 21:08 (UTC)
biwinning: (Faith is for winners. Hope is for losers)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-11-22 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sollux is beginning to lose his patience. Which really, he has a short span for that, so he was pretty stupid in trying to interfere. But he's also not really smart when it comes to decision making.]

Tho pick a different prey. Plenty of other fish in the thea. Think about it, Captain. You don't have a weapon, and she thtill hath a long range one. If I thtep out of the way, she'll blatht a hole right through you.

[And then a pause, to turn and look at Roxy.]

And I'm really done with people uthing wandsth to blatht holesth through people.
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-11-22 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay yeah, she can see why Sollux might have issues with wand murders.

She lets out a sigh, more of a disgruntled huff really, before folding her arms]


You should be thankful he stepped in, next time you're not gonna be so lucky!

[Actually she's hoping that Meenah leaves her alone and they don't have to go through this again at all, but can't let them know that. Turning, she begins to make her way to the entrance of the apartment building.]
biwinning: (You can tell him one thing. I own him.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-11-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
There'th thome beasts in the forethted area outhtide the city. Maybe try hunting thothe or thomething.

[Sorry Meenah, that's the best advice he has to give. Roxy, on the other hand, gets Sollux taking a step closer to her.]

Shoosh.
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-12-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Go fuck yourself you mangy fucking...

[ARGH she wants to finish that insult so much, Sollux don't give her that look.

Crossing her arms and giving him a look.]


She started it!
biwinning: (I'm still alive which is pretty cool.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-12-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeth, I know, she doeth that. Don't fall for it.

[He says, stepping closer to Roxy and putting a hand on her shoulder.]
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-12-02 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Now that she's left, Roxy just turns towards Sollux, pouting.]

She would've deserved it. If she comes at me again, I'll do it and there's nobody to blame but her.
biwinning: (The people would revolt.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-12-02 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Let'th jutht athume for now that she won't, okay?
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-12-02 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Putting the wand away, she huffs in frustration.]

Urgh.

[Suddenly, she gets an idea.]

I'm gonna go send her netbook a buttload of nasty viruses.
biwinning: ([THOLLUCKTH] FUCK MY LIFE!!)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-12-02 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...I know how you could do one better. It'll be more complicated though.
biwinning: (I've been a veteran of the unspeakable.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2012-12-03 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Make it tho she can't type fish punsth. I mean, you'd need two figure out every fish pun she utheth to dithable it, but it'd probably be a pretty big frustration on her behalf.
tipsygnostalgia: (cracking ur codes)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2012-12-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh my god. You are the best, that shit is so happening the moment I get back inside.