oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man
[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
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So he kind of leaps out the window. His psionics catch him and land him close, but not close enough to be in any weapon's path (yeah no way is he going to throw himself in front of a trident or wand, guys) and he psionically makes a grab for Meenah's trident. If she's got as tight a grip on it as he hopes, she won't be going anywhere.]
The fuck, guysth!
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she's suddenly dragged to a stop, blue and red energy surrounding her trident. she tugs, but it doesn't move and neither does she.
she glances to the side to see sollux and snarls ]
What the fuck do you think you're doin, yo!
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But then Sollux shows up and stops Meenah, and she's almost tempted to use this chance to blow a hole through the sea-troll. Almost. But she doesn't.]
We're working on some issues and you probably don't wanna be involved, Sollux.
[She's actually glad that he stopped her, but at the same time a little disappointed.]
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[And yep, still holding that trident there, Meenah. Because he trusts Roxy to not take advantage of the moment, unlike Meenah. Thems the breaks.]
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[ ok she does because lisps is definitely a captor thing but she's annoyed because she just wants to puncture this annoying bitch, and now sollux is getting into her business again
she pulls at her trident with nothing happening, debates just letting it go and lunging at roxy anyways ]
Just let me kill this dumb ho!
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[Actually serious this time, holding that wand out. Don't do it Meenah!]
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[Okay, so maybe he is stupid enough to put himself between them now. But it's more as a deterrent for Roxy. At least, he'd hope she wouldn't shoot at Meenah while he's in the way...
So Sollux steps foward, in the few feet between the two.]
What part of "get the fuck out of here, both of you" don't you get? And didn't I thay not to fight her, Roxy? Holy shit, I don't know why I bother talking to either of you. Roxy, she can't hurt you if I'm here, tho thtop acting like she'th a threat. Meenah, thtop being a bitch. The end. Go back to your rethpective seats on the dipshit expressth.
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She's my prey and a predator's gotta finish its hunt! So I'm gonna gut the shit out of her like the flounder she is!
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[Every time Meenah opens her mouth it just pisses her off more. But then Sollux steps inbetween them and damn. She can't do anything now. Won't- she wouldn't risk accidentally hurting Sollux in this, so she lowers her weapon before directing the next but at him.]
Yeah you said not to fight her, but that don't count when she's got her fork out with the intention of putting holes in me again!
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Tho pick a different prey. Plenty of other fish in the thea. Think about it, Captain. You don't have a weapon, and she thtill hath a long range one. If I thtep out of the way, she'll blatht a hole right through you.
[And then a pause, to turn and look at Roxy.]
And I'm really done with people uthing wandsth to blatht holesth through people.
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Why you scrubs gotta ruin everyfin! A playa can't even get a lick of fun with a buncha losers like you swimmin' around.
[ but at least she's not threatening to kill roxy anymore ]
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She lets out a sigh, more of a disgruntled huff really, before folding her arms]
You should be thankful he stepped in, next time you're not gonna be so lucky!
[Actually she's hoping that Meenah leaves her alone and they don't have to go through this again at all, but can't let them know that. Turning, she begins to make her way to the entrance of the apartment building.]
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[Sorry Meenah, that's the best advice he has to give. Roxy, on the other hand, gets Sollux taking a step closer to her.]
Shoosh.
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Man, what the fuck ebber, yo. You glubbin' losers are crampin' my style.
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[ARGH she wants to finish that insult so much, Sollux don't give her that look.
Crossing her arms and giving him a look.]
She started it!
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[He says, stepping closer to Roxy and putting a hand on her shoulder.]
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She would've deserved it. If she comes at me again, I'll do it and there's nobody to blame but her.
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Urgh.
[Suddenly, she gets an idea.]
I'm gonna go send her netbook a buttload of nasty viruses.
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