oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

Comments

[biwinning]

There'th like five. Thorry, can you not count more than the fingersth on one hand?

[tyrians]

Five, fifty, alreedy too many for me to botter with.

[ a beat and she tips up her skull crown to look at the camera ]

'Ey, you in the red with anemoneone.

[biwinning]

...

[This isn't a suspicious topic change.]

Yeah. I am. Why?

[tyrians]

Just wonderin'. This whole dead teen alt universe ancestor fin is annoyin' as fuck to acshorelly have to think aboat.

[ SHRUUUUG she don't even care ]

[biwinning]

If you didn't want to think about it, then you shouldn't have athked and it'th not like I'll even tell you who I'm dating becauthe it'th a perthonal matter.

[tyrians]

'Ey, keep it to yourshell. I don't acshorelly give a fuck. I'll even apologize for pryin' -- not reely pryin' -- into your romlife.

[biwinning]

... Fine.

[tyrians]

Kay. [ shrug ] We coo' then?

[biwinning]

... I gueth. You're not theriouthly going to thtart and army, right?

[tyrians]

Finkin' aboat it. If the dorks here are any betta than the my loser fuckin' fronds back in my universe, than I'm all for startin' an army. Shell, it'd be way easier.

[ a beat ]

Don't min know what good it'd do tho -- conchsiderin' we're always gettin' our fuckin bulges handed to us ebberyhwere.

[biwinning]

And your thkillsth?

[tyrians]

Thkill -- Oh, skills.

Bein' a -- to borrow from high fivin' Pyrope -- radical mother glubber is all you need to minknow.

[biwinning]

No, pretty sure I need to know more if I'm to join any potential army.

[tyrians]

[ woah hang on

does this mean she's going to have more than karkat in her new army (yes he's immediately in her army regardless of whether he's here

twirling her trident ]

I'm a tactical bass ass, a mad fighter on the field, and got the whole seadwellin' strong as fuck fin goin' too. I'll blow anemoneone else outta the water who thinks they can prawnpare to me, yo.

[ plus god tier but she's not saying that ]

Bereef me, if there's anemoneone you wanna have as your captain, it's def' me.

[biwinning]

I can't tell which of you will be worthe, you, or Eridan...

[Since now he's kind of agreed to be in both...]

[tyrians]

Ey! [ she looks really annoyed now ] That ain't even a fuckin' question. That loser got nofin' on me, you dig?

[biwinning]

Tho far, he'th got a plan athide from "make an army and wreck shit."

[tyrians]

Yeah? What's his plan then?

[biwinning]

You'll have to athk him.

[tyrians]

Ugh. Don't wanna. Whatebber, I don't care.

[ ghostly eyeroll ]

Look, Captor look-alike. Conchsiderin' I'm the only person who has the global spheres to fight crazy Lord Clamiwhatebber fins here, I'm clearly the best choice army-wise.

[biwinning]

Lord what?

And having the globe thpheresth to fight thomeone doethn't make you the betht at being in charge of an army.

[tyrians]

Lord Evil Cray Cray Krillin' Monster. Bafishcaly gonna destroy ebberyone and ebberyfin; nofin new there.

It totes does. But you're pre' much a member of mine anemoneways, so.

[biwinning]

... What, you mean the demon?

Hang on, when did I thay I wath going to join??

[tyrians]

Yep. Apprawntly ghosts can double die, so reely lookin' forward to that when I get back to the dream bubbles, yo.

I decided for ya. You're shellcome.

[biwinning]

Double die.

[And then he gives that some thought.]

That thoundsth kind of neat...

-Wait. You don't get to decide that! Fuck you!