oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

Comments

[video]

[tyrians]

Denied.

[video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you denying my 'nope' or denying me? In either case you can't even do that.

[tyrians]

'Cept I alreedy did so you can clam it, gill.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You can't tell me what to do!

[tyrians]

Yeah, but I'm kinda alreedy doin' it. So you can shut your blowhole and sit down, gill.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'm gonna give you a new blowhole if you don't stop being such a jerk!

[tyrians]

I'd like to see you try, yo.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Don't make the mistake of thinking I wouldn't do it.

[tyrians]

Come at me then, gill.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Actually tempted you know.

[tyrians]

I'm waitin'.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Waiting where?

[tyrians]

Front o' the whalenormous human hive thing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[And she actually turns up a few minutes later! But ask something first, instead of actually fight.]


Why do you have such a problem with me?

[Oh Roxy, thinking it is personal]

[tyrians]

[ Meenah's standing there, trident in hand, and looking confused at Roxy's question ]

Wut?

[tipsygnostalgia]

You heard me! Why do you have such a problem with me?

[tyrians]

[ a ghostly eyeroll ]

Beach, clam your tits. I don't give a flyin' dolphin fuck aboat you. You're jsut the blood-leakin' fish bait to my shark.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That... what? That don't even make sense.

[tyrians]

You. Are. My. Prey.

You were the only glubbin' thing I saw when I woke up in the dream bubble, yo. You ain't fuckin' spefishial.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well you got a whole dystopian town here full of "prey" so go bother the fuck out of literally anyone else that's here, yeah?

[Who cares that SHE started this one lets not even go there man]

[tyrians]

Cause I gotta end this, yo.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You're not ending anything.

[tyrians]

Yeah, I don't see you stoppin' me, gill. I ain't gonna be a proper hunter if I just let my prey flounder around. So. Catch.

[ and that is her rushing forward, moving to stab roxy with her trident ]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Shit. And this is Roxy rushing backwards, but pulling that wand out.]

Quit it else I swear to God I will just shoot you.

[With magic.]

[biwinning]

[So Sollux wasn't privy to any of this happening, it was more by chance he happened to look out his window. He's on the second floor, and immediately recognizes the two people at odds outside, specifically the grey skin of Meenah first, then Roxy. And admittedly, he doesn't think for too long about why they'd be out there, until he realizes the tyrian troll has her trident out. Yeah, that's never a good thing. He opens his window to yell out to them to cut the shit, but then Meenah starts to run toward Roxy and it's too quick for words to have any effect.

So he kind of leaps out the window. His psionics catch him and land him close, but not close enough to be in any weapon's path (yeah no way is he going to throw himself in front of a trident or wand, guys) and he psionically makes a grab for Meenah's trident. If she's got as tight a grip on it as he hopes, she won't be going anywhere.]

The fuck, guysth!