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oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man
[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]
Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.
Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?
Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?
Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?
[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]
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Esfishially since all ya'll's otter options are shitty as fuck. Anemoneways, you can take that attitude and bounce cause I ain't got the time to deal with super aggro scrubs right now.
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If you're gonna be a beach, beat it.
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I don't think I'm alone in my thinking at all, actually. For once.
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And wow, why da fuck would I even answer that? Lousy weird-ass fuckin' human thing.
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Human? No.
[his ears twitch, not in irritation--he has no more bias against humans than he does against every other race--but bemusement.]
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Cept for this pointy ears o' yours, but maybe you some sorta mutant or somefin.
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No human has eyes like these. I'm a blood elf, though I expect that means as much to you as whatever you are means to me.
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Bouy, don't even talk to me aboat fish cause you gots no idea.
[ she pauses and then ]
Bee-tee-dubs, I'm a troll.
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[a ... troll? He just shakes his head.]
Not like any troll I've seen, but that's hardly surprising. Well, except for the disgusting bloodlust; that seems to be the same all over.
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Never any fins, certainly. That's more of a murloc thing.
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[ a beat ]
That's cause I'm a seatroll.
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Interesting. And, yes, I imagine you would like them. Many tribes are comprised of vicious, berserking cannibals. [seems like this bloodthirsty little creature's kinda thing, by his estimation.]
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Wish my kinda trolls were like that, dude. Glub aboat borin'.