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exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
maddeninghatter) wrote in exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
Entry tags:
- allen walker (d.gray-man),
- blaine thorps (original),
- chrono (chrono crusade),
- elliot nightray (pandora hearts),
- furudo erika (umineko),
- gilbert nightray (pandora hearts),
- miranda lotto (d.gray-man),
- oz vessalius (pandora hearts),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- tempest (original),
- xerxes break (pandora hearts),
- ✝ spike (btvs),
- ✝ thassarian (world of warcraft),
- ✝ wrathion (wow)
02 | Video
[ Baaa Baa-aa-aaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa! ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
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Hand-to-hand against a sheep...?
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Weapons are all very well, but eventually one's got to milk them.
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They're not normal sheep!
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That's right! We've got about thirty of them.
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Haha, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. Hm, I suppose some advice on calming them down would be a start. They're quite feisty!
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[They were ill-prepared for what they would actually find in the Outlands. He just wanted fresh milk he didn't sign up for any of this!]
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[belated cw: TERRIFYING SHEEP]
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What the hell is that?
[No, no skill points in animal husbandry, but he SURE IS INTRIGUED.]
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Don't they have sheep where you're from, Mister Spike?
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—'Shepherding' and 'containment' aren't quite the same job.
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I've experience dealing with animals and hand-to-hand combat. Have you tried asking it nicely to calm down?
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Why is a sheep attacking you-!?
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Oh dear, it looks like the sheep is winning. Who should I cheer for? Let the cutest one win!
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Why, Miss Erika, really. That's not at all what I meant by "animal husbandry."
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[Ew. Also wow dude what the fuck kind of sheep are those? Besides the fact that this means Mallory was right. Huh.]
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[ Called "ricotta" in real Italy and god knows what in faux Victorian JapaneseFranceItalia ]
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Jesus autocorrect I wrote that and I'm not sure what it said...
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I'd be happy to take that plump little fellow off of your hands.
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[ GODSPEED ]
Name your price.
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Yes, yes. Be still your beating heart.
Your good looking man is quite safe. ♥
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Why are you transporting someone's livestock?!
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It's my livestock!
[ For SOME REASON it's harder to joke with Elliot now. ]
So I don't see why I shouldn't be transporting them!
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Still, I'm pretty good at needlework. [Remarkably so, in fact.
Also hand to hand combat but lets leave that to someone else.]
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I never would have guessed. Though I think spinning, weaving, and knitting will be more useful than embroidery. ♥
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We diii~iiid~!
Let them go. A few of them, anyway! ☆
Ah, you might want to be careful, if you go out.
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Oh- oh, good heavens, is Gilbert all right? Are you all right? Sheep are kind of terrifying.
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...but despite the fact that he's been foisting off most everything that's tedious or unpleasant onto Gilbert, in this case... ]
We're fine, fine. Everybody's fine. Even the sheep are fine. ♥
[ ...he'd better handle things himself. ]