maddeninghatter: (you don't say)
Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am

02 | Video

[ Baaa Baa-aa-aaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa! ]

I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--

[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]

Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?

[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]

Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥

[ Moving right along... ]

Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--

[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]

--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--

[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
debtor: (LISTEN ★ i still don't get it)

video;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-08-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
What is?

[Also, because he's been talking to Gilbert,]

I'm coming to help herd them.
debtor: (BRAT ★ how about a knuckle sandwich)

video;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-08-27 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're searching for them as well, I hope!