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exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
maddeninghatter) wrote in exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
Entry tags:
- allen walker (d.gray-man),
- blaine thorps (original),
- chrono (chrono crusade),
- elliot nightray (pandora hearts),
- furudo erika (umineko),
- gilbert nightray (pandora hearts),
- miranda lotto (d.gray-man),
- oz vessalius (pandora hearts),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- tempest (original),
- xerxes break (pandora hearts),
- ✝ spike (btvs),
- ✝ thassarian (world of warcraft),
- ✝ wrathion (wow)
02 | Video
[ Baaa Baa-aa-aaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa! ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
voice;
voice;
No, it's not rude of you at all. He's the only rude one. I apologize if he's been a bother to you.
voice;
voice;
[Wait a second. The beach...it had been filled with all manner of half-naked woman. Could Break have been hitting on her...?!]
U-um...may I ask...how did he 'help you' at the beach...?
voice;
[After trying to undress her, making her walk on her own to prove she couldn't, and spent the whole time working her blood pressure into a frenzy...you know, a Tuesday.]
voice;
S-so...he got you something cold to drink or an umbrella or...something, right?
voice;
voice;
voice;
...hello? [Did it disconnect?]
voice;
He's an idiot...he's such an idiot...!
voice;
voice;
Not that he's about to say that out loud.]
N-no. No reason. Sorry. I should...get back to the sheep. Please, excuse me.
voice;
voice;
Thank you again for your concern.
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