maddeninghatter: (you don't say)
Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am

02 | Video

[ Baaa Baa-aa-aaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa! ]

I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--

[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]

Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?

[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]

Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥

[ Moving right along... ]

Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--

[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]

--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--

[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
overclocking: (whoops my b)

[personal profile] overclocking 2013-08-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
More or less. [ACTUALLY NO NOT AT ALL.

Whatever he'll figure it out.]


I'll bring reinforcements and follow the... noises.
soul_sister: (That's not even English)

LATER

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-08-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Three wrong turns, five stops for directions, one baguette eaten on the way... it's amazing what can happen in half an hour.

As it is, the duo that step into the chaos of the botanical gardens includes what appears to be the child Xerxes spoke with in the video. Beside him is a nun, regarding the situation with growing disbelief and consternation.]


Okay. Fine. I'm sorry for laughing at you.

Lets test them with a barrier.