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exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
maddeninghatter) wrote in exsilium2013-08-18 02:26 am
Entry tags:
- allen walker (d.gray-man),
- blaine thorps (original),
- chrono (chrono crusade),
- elliot nightray (pandora hearts),
- furudo erika (umineko),
- gilbert nightray (pandora hearts),
- miranda lotto (d.gray-man),
- oz vessalius (pandora hearts),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- tempest (original),
- xerxes break (pandora hearts),
- ✝ spike (btvs),
- ✝ thassarian (world of warcraft),
- ✝ wrathion (wow)
02 | Video
[ Baaa Baa-aa-aaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa! ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
I say, hello, hel-looooo! I have a question for you all--
[ The grime-smeared face of Xerxes Break appears onscreen. His white hair is discolored with dust and stuck together. There's a semicircular wound under his right cheekbone, and the shoulder of his jacket looks chewed. Despite all of this, he seems terribly pleased with himself. ]
Does anyone here have qualifications in animal husbandry?
[ More angry bleating and a yelp! Break turns. Visible in the background is another (also dirty and disheveled) man, desperately fending off a sheep. It’s not going at all according to plan; with a single headbutt he’s out of the camera’s line of sight, followed by a thud and worrisome tinkling noises. ]
Why, Gilbert. I think she likes you! ♥
[ Moving right along... ]
Anyway - yes. I'm looking specifically for people with experience or interest in shepherding, as well as shearing, spinning, knitting, cheese-making--
[ Another CRASH! and a voice yelling, “Break, look out!" ]
--and hand-to-hand combat! Kindly respond to this post, or apply in person to the botanical gar--
[ Break’s face suddenly disappears. The last image visible onscreen is… this. ]
voice.
[The audio is cut off suddenly. brb.]
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Shearing aside, do- do you need a first-aid kit? Hello?
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No, we don't need a first aid kit. Why did I agree to this...
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[He just wanted wool why is this happening.]
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[But he's gone off to bathe and left his useless subordinate here with a room full of feral sheep and bruises on his everything.]