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buffy anne summers ♚ slayer, the ([personal profile] defending) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-03-19 06:54 pm

( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.
bikininspector: (brooding)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He privates because -- yeah he may be listening.]

Bible devil. Lucifer, the fallen angel, with all his angelic powers, and all the nasty tricks he picked up in hell.

[And he might even be speaking to him now but he can't deal with that constant paranoia anymore. If he's going to get himself killed just let it happen already, he can't take the stress anymore.]
bikininspector: (say what now?)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
He's from my world. Which also means you have no idea what he can do - have a little more respect for the things that you don't know - it's what keeps you alive in this gig.

[Alive. He can't get the strain out of his voice. The devil always scared him but knowing what he knows...he's downright terrified.]

How about we have that cup of coffee and talk baddies?

[He doesn't want her going off and getting herself killed. He's seen too much death.]
bikininspector: (bitchface forming)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently, so will I.

[Once, at least. And he's not looking forward to it. He has no idea why he even tells her that, maybe because he has absolutely no one else to talk to, and she seems like she'll get it.]

Gimme a call whenever. Meanwhile, if you see a guy with his face peeling - keep your distance. And -- you're gonna see a lot of things you'll wanna kill...most of them aren't baddies. So try to refrain.
bikininspector: (dude - dude!)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear God - it can't be - it can't cross worlds? Can it?]

You...have them too?

[He hurries through the next part because he really just wants to know about her dreams.]

They look bad that doesn't mean they are bad. Different worlds, you gotta remember that.
bikininspector: (lost)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Was there -- a house fire in your nursery...when you were a baby?

[Someone entirely screwed.]

Yeah so ask questions first.
bikininspector: (somehow this is all Dean's fault.)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[His laughing mood is out the window]

Alright back up - what is this slayer destiny thing?
bikininspector: (holy candy canes superman!)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[...and he thought his life sucked. At least he's got Dean to pull this crap with.

Or at least he did. Not even sure what he's got anymore.]


That's -- [bullshit this shouldn't fall on one person - it's not like you need - wait - ] the strength - you mean you've got...superpowers?
bikininspector: (that hurts)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you got some edge -

[They're going at it human. Advantages and disadvantages for every system.]

- but that's just - it shouldn't ever fall on just one person.
bikininspector: (activating waterworks)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well he's sad too. He hated growing up in this, but to be alone in it - to live your life thinking you won't make it to twenty -

His heart sinks down to his stomach. He's not sure who he's more depressed for.]


No it isn't - it doesn't have to be. Hunters - they don't have special powers. [Well] My fun dreams aside. And they get along fine. Where I'm from there's no slayer - just people doing their best.
bikininspector: (keeping secrets)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 22, my family's been at this since I was six months old. [Another pause] We do.

[Stop it...with his life, his sanity.]
bikininspector: (drinking my woes away)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No, there are other hunters out there. Not enough, but they're there.

[They still have enough bad to keep them busy all their lives. Not that that's too impressive - the life expectancy of a hunter isn't much better than a slayer's.]

They just don't usually get along. [He shakes his head with half a smile, a huff of air indicating it] Yeah. It sucks, but seems like there's not much I can do about it. In a way I guess it's kinda my destiny too.

[He can't avoid his death, not if that would mean the apocalypse would happen. He's never felt more helpless.]
bikininspector: (puppy face at full force)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-20 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Weapons, exorcisms - whatever works.

[He doesn't want to be pitied - he just wants out. College...God it seems like a lifetime ago and it hasn't even been a year.]

I'm lucky that way, I've never really been alone. [Dean. He wouldn't have lasted a minute without his brother.] But yeah, sounds like we've got a lot to talk about.

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