( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

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voice;

[bikininspector]

[After one shitty thing after another, he seriously appreciates a broadcast that makes him laugh, as awful as it is.]

This is more like freaky government strongholds' loner psychotic half brother who still lives in mom's basement. Exit's still MIA, unfortunately.

[video

[spongetastic]

[Peter is not even bothering to hide how amused he is] The thing about government strongholds is that it doesn't understand what breaking up means. It just keeps dragging you back into its unhealthy relationship drama.

voice;

[defending]

Well, if there is one, I'll be the girl to find it.

voice;

[bikininspector]

If you do I'd appreciate a call.

[video

[defending]

[ WOAH HEY there's video function! Well lookie there. ] Oh, they're gonna understand. I should know. I'm the best at permanent breakups.

voice;

[defending]

I'd be happy to give a call -... [ She trails off, because who are you? ]

voice;

[bikininspector]

Sam.

[Yeah, that's a lot of info, he knows.]

[video

[spongetastic]

I've never been in such a clingy relationship before. You have any tips for me?

voice;

[defending]

Well, Sam, I'm Buffy. Neighborhood kill-baddies expert. New in town. Bring me a welcome basket and we'll talk strategy over coffee.

[video

[defending]

Punch, kick, bruise all the right areas, flee. In that order.

voice;

[bikininspector]

Nice to meet you Buffy - what kinda baddies do you kill? I don't really know where to get a welcome basket but I do know where you can get a pretty decent cup of coffee.

[video

[spongetastic]

Got it, thanks. ... I'm Peter, by the way.

voice;

[defending]

All of them? Start from little squishy bug-levels of evil and work your way to the top of the chain. I figure there's no point in having secrets with fellow kidnapp-ees here. I smashed a Hell-God's face in once.

[video

[defending]

[ She offers a smile. ] Buffy. So, Peter, what's a girl gotta do to get a non-robotic-soldier-guided tour around here?

voice;

[bikininspector]

Hell God? Isn't that an oxymoron?

voice;

[defending]

Nope. God of her own little Hell dimension. Hence Hell-God.

voice;

[bikininspector]

Wouldn't that be more of a devil?

[...yeah, that's seriously what he should be focusing on]

Nevermind - so I take it you're a hunter?

[video

[spongetastic]

I'm a non-robotic-soldier if you're interested. I've been here a few months so I know my way around.

voice;

[defending]

Hunter? Please. I'm a professional. Plus I have this whole destiny card being played on my team, where hunters usually just... Collect werewolf teeth.

voice;

[bikininspector]

[He chuckles, shaking his head despite the fact she can't see him.]

No, we really don't. How d'you call yourself then?

voice;

[defending]

Only ones I've ever met have. [ Harrumph. ] Slayer. The, actually.

[video

[defending]

Color me sold. [ She grins. ] Where should I meet you?

voice;

[bikininspector]

Well, there is the off chance we're not even from the same world, so definitions may vary.

voice;

[defending]

We probably aren't. If you think the devil is actually real. Too many dimensions for one guy.

[video

[spongetastic]

Outside the apartments will be a good spot.