( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

Comments

[bikininspector]

Never really thought about it -- but if they can manipulate time and space minds should be a walk in the park for them.

[defending]

I'll pass on brain invasion. There has to be some place we can put in complaints.

[bikininspector]

I've been saying they need a suggestion box - nobody's listening.

[defending]

See, and that's why they need one! Why don't we just make it ourselves? Put it outside the apartments, where everybody'll see it.

[bikininspector]

Making it'll be easy enough but you gotta get someone to read it, take it seriously and take action.


Not loving our odds with kidnappers.

[defending]

Maybe if I add a crossbow for motivation.

[bikininspector]

Considering the arsenal they've got in there and the fact our weapons are sentient so that probably comes with an insurance police for them - I'd say sneaker is probably better.

[defending]

I can probably make a crossbow out of broken furniture. I've studied so many types of weaponry I'm kind of an expert.

[bikininspector]

I can probably give you a hand, my brother and I have been making our own since we were kids.

[defending]

Weapons party. There's a theme you don't see every day.

[bikininspector]

It'll be a hit.

[defending]

Novices need not apply.