001 | Audio | Crowley

[sellerofsins]

Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your life without any permission and dumps you in the middle of war to play bloody tin soldiers?

[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.

So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.

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[leadthebeats]

Sorry, but there's no exit to this fine place.

[ Said in the most sarcastic, yet deadpan tone that the purple haired girl can muster up. ]

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[sellerofsins]

I was getting the feeling that would be the response I'd get. Is this just pubic knowledge or have you ever actually tried?

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[leadthebeats]

Everyone here knows that as a fact. Though it's not like making a way out is impossible. It's just improbable and it seems to take forever.

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[medusalith]

As you will no doubt quickly find out - there is no quick escape, just an unspoken promise of one once we have finished. As for the drink? Most simply find out on their own.

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[sellerofsins]

And how long is this predicted to last, then?

permavideo on her end;

[medusalith]

Until we have successfully aided the Initiative in their war and won the battle against the United Earth. Whenever that may be.

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[iorhael]

[Judging from his tone of voice, the Man has clearly put Frodo off for a moment: he doesn't sound at all like a very decent sort]

Some of said that there is no escape, and others have said that escape only comes on the whim of our "hosts".

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[sellerofsins]

And what do you know about this host? Are they an actual physical being you've seen or more like one of those omnipotent aloof pricks that never comes to the party?

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[iorhael]

[Frodo's starting to frown: he may not think too well on being whisked away without any warning at all, but this Man is impossible rude about it]

I have only seen what they have presented - Big Folk such as yourself, who speak on the behalf of the whole. They seemed pleasant enough considering the circumstances.

[the last is bit pointed: for not knowing much about them, this Man needn't refer to them so rudely]

[solitaire]

Dere are drinks, homme, but maybe not decent ones.

[sellerofsins]

That's just what a bloke wants to hear. No booze, no exit and a war ahead. Not exactly my perfect day.

[solitaire]

If it was comfortable, we prob'ly wouldn't be here at all, I think.

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[bratworth]

It is as the others say; there have been a number of 'random' disappearances, but that is the only way that anyone has been known to leave this reality.

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[sellerofsins]

So no obvious way out but there is a way out? You just have no say over it.

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[glenamored]

Decent drinks are surprisingly easy to come by here. You're in luck.

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[sellerofsins]

I'm all ears, enlighten me?

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[lovesgod]

Oh, it could always be worse.

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[sellerofsins]

[...]

Yes, I'm getting that feeling.

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[sacrificar]

You watch, but what do you see?

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[sellerofsins]

A bunch of miserable indoctrinated soldiers?

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[ganking]

[ welp. there's a voice laced with that goddamn accent dean can't not recognize. ]

Bet you already know the exit's a no-show. Doesn't mean we can't figure out a way to make you disappear though.

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[sellerofsins]

How did I guess that the Winchesters would somehow be party to this? It seems whenever I'm in the shit, you're never far away.

And please, like you even could.

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[gained_a_level]

Dean, this may turn out to be a blessing.

[ Although judging from his tone, it's more like a blessing in disguise -- he's no more happy to see Crowley than Dean is, perhaps even less so for reasons ]

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[gained_a_level]

[ It's been years since he heard that voice... and it serves as an uncomfortable reminder of the royal mess he had to crawl his way out from for the better part of a year in Attollo.

Naturally, he is not happy to hear this familiar voice in particular. ]

Crowley.

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[sellerofsins]

Well, they caught themselves a little angel too? If I wasn't so annoyed, I might be impressed.

[He'll go video for this one because-- well, why not?]

This isn't how I expected us to reunite.