001 | Audio | Crowley

[sellerofsins]

Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your life without any permission and dumps you in the middle of war to play bloody tin soldiers?

[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.

So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.

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[lovesgod]

Oh, you've hurt my feelings.

[He chuckles again, tapping the screen disapprovingly.]

I can sense you right now, little insect. You better hide like a coward behind some magic before I come and get you.

You know, I was thinking the best way to teach you a lesson. First, I'm going to take apart your physical body that you love so much. Toenails off first. Work my way up. Only after you're an indistinguishable mash of slit tendons will I start on your twisted soul. And there aren't spoken language words to explain what I'm going to do to that.

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[sellerofsins]

Is that all? [He tuts slightly, just trying to ruffle ol' Luci's feathers.] I've done worse for lesser crimes.

I always found torture is a bit of an art, people either over due it or muck it up. I'd be curious if you've still got it. That is, if you can find me.

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[lovesgod]

[That just makes him laugh.]

It's far from all, Crowley.

Run, run, run, as fast as you can.

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[sellerofsins]

[oh don't worry, he is. Hence the hanging up.]