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exsilium2012-12-19 08:26 pm
sellerofsins) wrote in exsilium2012-12-19 08:26 pm
001 | Audio | Crowley
Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your life without any permission and dumps you in the middle of war to play bloody tin soldiers?
[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.
So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.
[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.
So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.
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Bet you already know the exit's a no-show. Doesn't mean we can't figure out a way to make you disappear though.
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And please, like you even could.
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What can I say, somebody's gotta make sure your stay is 'bout as unpleasant as possible.
You have no idea what I can do 'round here. [ okay, so, maybe he can't but shh. ]
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[Two vouches to make his life misery? Must be Christmas.]
Oh I'm shaking in my shoes. [Eyeroll. Same old, same old.] How many times do we have to do this? You say something cocky, I say something witty and we go on and on till someone gets hurt. Usually you. Or the moose.
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We should things up a little then, don'cha think? S'your turn to bleed. [ he's not stopping their routine, apparently..... ]
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[ Although judging from his tone, it's more like a blessing in disguise -- he's no more happy to see Crowley than Dean is, perhaps even less so
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Uh, how exactly?
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[ There might be some lingering hubris talking, the type that doesn't consider Crowley much of a threat, so much as a tool. ]
How distracting would be if they were to become aware of each others' presence?
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S'not a bad idea, y'know. [ beat. ] Unless Crowley manages to squeeze himself a deal. Then we'll have double the shit to worry 'bout.
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Considering what Crowley has done -- if he's done it yet -- I find it hard to believe that such an agreement would be made between them. Lucifer has been known to hold a grudge.
[ Which would be an understatement of cosmic proportions, but you get the idea. ]
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...Well, here's to hoping Lucifer sees this then.
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Yeah. [ Castiel's answer sounds glum; here's for hoping. But a moment later, Cas looks up again. ] ...What do you suggest we should do?
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What are you going to do? [ As if Cas wouldn't ask, after Dean makes it clear in one statement that whatever it is he's planning, he's not invited. ]
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Somethin' that'll put a damn end to both of 'em once and for all. We don't need their shit on top of this whole world jumping road trip we've been on-- let alone when we're stuck in one right now that's so goddamn intent with waging a war.
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...And you won't tell me how you plan to do this.
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