001 | Audio | Crowley

[sellerofsins]

Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your life without any permission and dumps you in the middle of war to play bloody tin soldiers?

[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.

So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.

Comments

[solitaire]

Dere are drinks, homme, but maybe not decent ones.

[sellerofsins]

That's just what a bloke wants to hear. No booze, no exit and a war ahead. Not exactly my perfect day.

[solitaire]

If it was comfortable, we prob'ly wouldn't be here at all, I think.

[sellerofsins]

I'm having similar feelings. I just prefer when people ask me to give away my time instead of stealing it.

[solitaire]

Mebbe they figured no one would come if they asked nice.

I wouldn't 'ave.

[sellerofsins]

Me neither. The things people do to win wars, I've seen men sell their souls to conquer and control but this is a little much.

[solitaire]

I might give 'em more credit if dey were winning, but it doesn't seem like it.

[sellerofsins]

... We're on the losing side? Well, that's bloody marvellous.

[solitaire]

Well, I think we're s'pposed to help with that. But not wantin' to be here and not wantin' ta help... y'can see how their logic might be a little off.

[sellerofsins]

I don't care if they get crushed or not, I just want the nearest exit. Who gives a toss if they lose? That's there problem.

[solitaire]

Je sais--don't we all? But you'll notice no one's managed ta find one, yet.