001 | Audio | Crowley

[sellerofsins]

Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your life without any permission and dumps you in the middle of war to play bloody tin soldiers?

[There's a slight huff of frustration.] Look, I'm not really up for the whole fighting side of things, I much prefer watching from the sidelines. Blood is always so hard to get out and it's rare to find a descent dry cleaner in a warzone. I'm afraid you've definitely got the wrong bloke here. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.

So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful. If not, I'll settle for the nearest place to get a descent drink.

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[ganking]

[ blink blink-- ]

S'not a bad idea, y'know. [ beat. ] Unless Crowley manages to squeeze himself a deal. Then we'll have double the shit to worry 'bout.

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[gained_a_level]

[ The angel gives one firm nod in agreement -- Having them remain divided was preferable to having to face the two of them united towards one goal. ]

Considering what Crowley has done -- if he's done it yet -- I find it hard to believe that such an agreement would be made between them. Lucifer has been known to hold a grudge.

[ Which would be an understatement of cosmic proportions, but you get the idea. ]

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[ganking]

[ dean's not so sure. never know with crowley or the devil-- fucking with the winchesters and cas has always been both their pastime. ]

...Well, here's to hoping Lucifer sees this then.

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[gained_a_level]

[ And nevermind the fact that Lucifer and Crowley have both surprised them once before. Trying to predict their next move proved more often than not to be a futile endeavor filled with hard, frustrating lessons. ]

Yeah. [ Castiel's answer sounds glum; here's for hoping. But a moment later, Cas looks up again. ] ...What do you suggest we should do?

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[ganking]

[ what do to indeed. it's stupid to hope that things will just fall into place by themselves and leave crowley and lucifer to go at each other's throats without any input from them. but he kinda hopes for that anyway. ] Leave it to me, I'll figure something out. [ because cas isn't going anywhere near either of them if you ask dean. ]

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[gained_a_level]

[ Unfortunately, the angel was already talking with the demon, but their reunion would not have the tolerance of their previously tenuous alliance. It's been years since then, and things have changed. ]

What are you going to do? [ As if Cas wouldn't ask, after Dean makes it clear in one statement that whatever it is he's planning, he's not invited. ]

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[ganking]

[ if only he knew. ]

Somethin' that'll put a damn end to both of 'em once and for all. We don't need their shit on top of this whole world jumping road trip we've been on-- let alone when we're stuck in one right now that's so goddamn intent with waging a war.

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[gained_a_level]

[ That slow lean of his head to one side and the crease deepening between his brows? That right there is his trademark look of confusion. What are you planning, Dean? ]

...And you won't tell me how you plan to do this.

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[ganking]

Do I sound like I'm 'bout to share every last detail? [ 8| ] Just don't worry 'bout it, Cas-- if anything, worry more about yourself, okay?