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[liprings]

Okay, so, two things.

One, anyone know how to reattach an arm? Like... fuck, I dunno, I guess you could just sew that shit back on. Or like... heal it on? Anyone got any magic wand-waving bullshit for that? Or science it back on, I guess, since holy fuck this is the moon, and all. Hey, are we over that part yet? Cuz I'm pretty fucking jaded. Turns out they weren't kidding when they said that thing about no one hearing you scream in space! They can't hear you bitch in space, either. It blows serious donkey balls out there, once you get your ass over the moonwalking part.

Oh, right, thing two. Anyone seen a decapitated head anywhere? Blond hair, rotted out eyes, answers to Luke? You just lemme know if you seen that little scamp, 'kay? He ran off somewhere, can't turn my back for a goddamn second on that fucker.

[ feel free to have spied Jan's missing head-trophy anywhere around the moon base :') it got shrunken and preserved somewhere along the line, and could pretty much have been left anywhere. ]

Comments

[the_human]

Aww, gross, dude, what the junk? Why do you have a head around?

[liprings]

Don't fucking talk about Luke like that!

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[lambofcolumbia]

[Elizabeth's eyes are the side of dinner plates. She might be a tad freaked out.]

...You have a t-talking decapitated head?!

[liprings]

Well, he talks to me. [ no it actually doesn't. ] But he's pretty goddamn shy, so I dunno if you'd get much conversation outta him.

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[bloodthirsts]

Why don't you regrow it?

[Like a real vampire. Gosh Seras way to sound like your Dadpire.

Also, wat]

Hopefully someone burnt it.

[liprings]

Hey, fuck off! For both! Regrowing that shit takes forever, also where the fuck am I gonna get another head if someone burns Luke? Goddamn rude and inconsiderate, is what you are.

voice;

[lar]

I can put it back together, I think. Never tried something like that.

[liprings]

Oh, shit, seriously?

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[miscreant]

[TRYING NOT TO LAUGH its a christmas miracle.]

You lost your friend? Perhaps you should consider a leash.

[liprings]

Where the fuck am I gonna attach a leash? I mean, he's still got some neck left, but it's not like there's any shoulders to keep that shit on.

[voice]

[ringthenoise]

So you're missing your head?

[liprings]

S'what I fuckin' said, isn't it? You seen it, or what?

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[outshine]

Try superglue.

[ she is not even asking about the head, transport drama is so not her bag. ]

[liprings]

I did! That shit just peeled right off. I thought the future'd have better glue, but apparently fucking not!

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[astraia]

[She probably shouldn't sound amused, what with all the lost body parts, and yet.] I can reattach your arm, I think.

How does a head run off, exactly?

[liprings]

Dude, no sweat, I got a God-chick working on it. But you sound hot too, so if my ass is too unholy for her I'll look you up next.

And he didn't run off, dumbass, he's got no legs. He probably rolled.

[acclimatized]

A decapitated head.

You let a decapitated head roll off to God knows where?

[ well, at least he is taking this better than the head in the fridge incident. ]

[liprings]

Hey, I didn't let him do anything! You try telling that sassy bitch what to do, ain't gonna work.

text.

[motherofnemesis]

if anyone does have that head i am willing to do terrible things for him to not get it back

[liprings]

Hey fuck you! No one read this.

voice.

[fe_male]

[ jesus tony hasn't disliked a roommate this hard since mit ]

It might actually be worse that you can't find the thing. What the hell, man.

[liprings]

Jesus, dude, chill out. At least this means I ain't rubbing the stump of his neck on your pillows anymore.

[ is he serious? who knows... ]

[lexiconning]

What are you? [ so helpful ]

[liprings]

A person with sensitive feelings and emotions just like you.

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[irritating]

Aww, nice to hear you're doin' alright over there, Starfish! [ because a missing arm is totally fine, obviously ] Thought that space monster fuck mighta eaten you for a minute there.

Got anything Luke touched recently? Metalhead can probably sniff 'im out for you.

[liprings]

Naw, looks like I taste like shit, so the bitch spat me out again.

Uh, let's see... better question is what hasn't Luke touched recently. That little rascal really gets around, y'know?

[unmasking]

You—what? A head? A head? What are you doing with a head? And how long has the arm been off? I could make a few solid guesses off of that, but I'm thinking you might be better off without your arm.

[liprings]

Nothing right now, because he's fucking gone! Shit, you gotta learn to listen better. And the arm, that's been about... I dunno, a week?

—wait, better off without my arm, fuck you! I like having two goddamn arms, and that was my wanking hand. Shit's important!

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[tilallisoverused]

You carry around a decapitated head?

( limbs are nbd he's recently lost both of his. he got new ones though, so that's okay. )

[liprings]

Dude, fuck you! He's missing, dicknugget, did you miss that part?

voice;

[heroxide]

...Maybe you oughtta keep your pet in one of those little cat carriers. Keep it from running away again when you find it, you know.

And I'm sure you'll be fine without an arm.

[liprings]

Naw, Luke doesn't like to feel confined. Tight spaces, y'know.

And why the fuck does everyone keep telling me that? I need that shit! That's my jerking hand, it just doesn't feel right with the other hand.

[nosebleeds]

... Yeah, I got nothing.

[liprings]

Shit, are you running for the Least Helpful award this year? You got my vote!

[Voice]

[small_berserker]

[Jan, you are the weirdest person she's ever encountered here.]

...well, my arm would regrow, but... I guess maybe someone could attach it?

[liprings]

—Wait, hold up, what?

you asked for this

[applethief]

I think you should leave the arm off
You probably look better with out it
I'm sure you don't actually need it or anything.
One's more than enough

[liprings]

DUDE NO FUCK OFF I TOUCH MY DICK WITH THAT HAND IMPORTANT GODDAMN SHIT

Not here

[lazyinlove]

[But that is really disturbing dude, FYI.]