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[liprings]

Okay, so, two things.

One, anyone know how to reattach an arm? Like... fuck, I dunno, I guess you could just sew that shit back on. Or like... heal it on? Anyone got any magic wand-waving bullshit for that? Or science it back on, I guess, since holy fuck this is the moon, and all. Hey, are we over that part yet? Cuz I'm pretty fucking jaded. Turns out they weren't kidding when they said that thing about no one hearing you scream in space! They can't hear you bitch in space, either. It blows serious donkey balls out there, once you get your ass over the moonwalking part.

Oh, right, thing two. Anyone seen a decapitated head anywhere? Blond hair, rotted out eyes, answers to Luke? You just lemme know if you seen that little scamp, 'kay? He ran off somewhere, can't turn my back for a goddamn second on that fucker.

[ feel free to have spied Jan's missing head-trophy anywhere around the moon base :') it got shrunken and preserved somewhere along the line, and could pretty much have been left anywhere. ]

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[the_human]

Yeah, but I'm not looking to do it anytime soon.

So did you get somebody to fix your arm and find your head yet or what?

[liprings]

Yeah, the arm's back on, but no sign of Luke yet. It's not like he was ever good at hide and seek, so I'm thinking that fucker's just off having too much fun.

[the_human]

Yo, what does he like to do? Or eat? Or something. Like, you should set a trap!

[liprings]

What? Christ, no, nothing. He's a goddamn head, retard.

[the_human]

Then how the glob did you lose it!