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[liprings]

Okay, so, two things.

One, anyone know how to reattach an arm? Like... fuck, I dunno, I guess you could just sew that shit back on. Or like... heal it on? Anyone got any magic wand-waving bullshit for that? Or science it back on, I guess, since holy fuck this is the moon, and all. Hey, are we over that part yet? Cuz I'm pretty fucking jaded. Turns out they weren't kidding when they said that thing about no one hearing you scream in space! They can't hear you bitch in space, either. It blows serious donkey balls out there, once you get your ass over the moonwalking part.

Oh, right, thing two. Anyone seen a decapitated head anywhere? Blond hair, rotted out eyes, answers to Luke? You just lemme know if you seen that little scamp, 'kay? He ran off somewhere, can't turn my back for a goddamn second on that fucker.

[ feel free to have spied Jan's missing head-trophy anywhere around the moon base :') it got shrunken and preserved somewhere along the line, and could pretty much have been left anywhere. ]

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[liprings]

Beats me! I taste like shit, looks like.

[bloodthirsts]

At least you admit it.

[liprings]

Why the fuck wouldn't I? It means crazy plant shit backs the fuck off! Free pass, right?

[bloodthirsts]

I just--

God, I don't even know with you.

[liprings]

It's okay! You're jealous, I get it.

[bloodthirsts]

[There is the most disbelieving expression on her face.]

Riiiight. It's like you don't even hear the words that come out of your mouth. Twit.

[liprings]

What, didn't I tell you? I'm self-deaf. Who knows what I'm ever saying, I sure don't!

[bloodthirsts]

And this is why I'm ending the conversation before it get's any stupider.

[And boom she actually sticks to that, click terminated.]

[liprings]

[ YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HIM FOREVER
IT'S A VERY SMALL MOON BASE ]

[bloodthirsts]

[SHE CAN TRY.

THEN HIT HIM WHEN SHE FAILS.]