voice

[liprings]

Okay, so, two things.

One, anyone know how to reattach an arm? Like... fuck, I dunno, I guess you could just sew that shit back on. Or like... heal it on? Anyone got any magic wand-waving bullshit for that? Or science it back on, I guess, since holy fuck this is the moon, and all. Hey, are we over that part yet? Cuz I'm pretty fucking jaded. Turns out they weren't kidding when they said that thing about no one hearing you scream in space! They can't hear you bitch in space, either. It blows serious donkey balls out there, once you get your ass over the moonwalking part.

Oh, right, thing two. Anyone seen a decapitated head anywhere? Blond hair, rotted out eyes, answers to Luke? You just lemme know if you seen that little scamp, 'kay? He ran off somewhere, can't turn my back for a goddamn second on that fucker.

[ feel free to have spied Jan's missing head-trophy anywhere around the moon base :') it got shrunken and preserved somewhere along the line, and could pretty much have been left anywhere. ]

Comments

this is just shouted from the other room okay it's voice it counts

[fe_male]

Are you serious right now‽

did you just use an interrobang

[liprings]

[ shouting back: ] Shit, did you hear that? Sounded like a rude breeze!

yeah!!!

[motherofnemesis]

[ ALSO YELLING ] I will punch you in the face again!

[liprings]

Fuckin' bring it, I'll chew your goddamn fist off!

[motherofnemesis]

You're a fucking dick!

[liprings]

You're a frigid bitch, we're even!

[motherofnemesis]

[ no further response, she's busy flicking him the bird. ]

late but yes i did, the '?!' both seemed too much

[fe_male]

It's gonna be a rude stick up your ass if you don't cut this shit out!

[liprings]

Ooohhh, daddy, do my ass harder with your rude stick!

[ you asked for it tony ]

[fe_male]

I'll make one especially for you, darling. [ he's heard worse, come on ]