01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

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AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

Surprise B-movie situation! Facing the undead, the continuing saga!

[so Roy can't see it, but he's totally making jazz hands.]

AUDIO.

[shotup]

In that case, why can't it be Crab Monster or Samurai Cops?

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

You don't call, you don't text, and twitter doesn't work here. I'm hurt and I'm telling Kori when I find her.

voice;

[shotup]

[wut.................]

... Who is this?

voice

[fantasticforcefields]

That was a first. Usually we have more trouble with remorseless cyborg killers.

voice

[shotup]

Damn. I hate those.

[kneecaptain]

[ :| ]

voice

[kneecaptain]

They're usually not undead. If that helps. [ And why wouldn't it? ]

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[shotup]

Sure. Why not. [Apparently they are cyborgs tho...]

voice.

[unmasking]

Do the undead usually give head's up? I was under the impression that they tended to forget that part. What with being dead and suddenly being un, but there are a number of scientific implications to be considered, and "seeing if they remember to push the doorbell before they turn the knob" could be a part of the conditional testing.

You know. Hypothetically.

voice.

[shotup]

Ideally we'd get a warning. For evacuation purposes. And setting boobytraps.

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[variates]

a head's up not going to make shit any better.

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[shotup]

you sure?

VOICE

[gamora]

And here I was thinking it was one of the more exciting months we've had.

VOICE

[shotup]

[Was it really?]

In that case, you're welcome.

[video]

[lambofcolumbia]

[Elizabeth offers a somewhat awkward smile.]

Ah...Happy Birthday?

[Well somebody had to say it.]

[video]

[shotup]

Hey, thanks. It was on the first, actually. Snuck up on me, sorta.

voice, private.

[crossbearing]

So you've managed to survive the first week. Congrats.

( You're okay, Roy, you can stay. )

How are you settling in?

voice, private.

[shotup]

I'm in one piece. From what I hear, that's about as good as a person can hope for.

voice

[khajidont]

Normally, the people that are trying to kill us are alive. But hey, happy birthday? We don't have cake up here, but you could probably find, like, celebratory space-pudding. [And it's only a little gross!]

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[shotup]

Living, dead, undead. At the end of the day, aren't we all just people?

Is it dehydrated space-pudding? [This is very disgusting.]

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[totallytrustworthy]

You looking to erase undead disasters or just disasters in general? [a slow, purposeful beat goes right about here.] --Wait, never mind, don't know why I bothered to specify because we'll likely be putting up with both for a long, long time.

voice omg sorry i can't resist this threadjack

[highhealplz]

Hey, it's rude to call Koltira that.

video

[highhealplz]

Those are dangerous words on this network. [ surely he means the zombies right ] Who knows how many cakes you could end up with!

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[shotup]

I'm a generous man. I don't mind sharing.

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[worldswillburn]

Can you ask for something better next time? Moon zombies aren't really all that great.

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[shotup]

How about robo-snakes? I could do robo-snakes.

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[bittertears]

Can't say I'm too fond of surprises. This one did little to change that.

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[shotup]

It was a pretty crappy surprise. Next time, let's hold out for something better.

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[blondtactician]

[A quiet chuckle. It's a young boy - 15, no, scratch that, 16.]

Well it wasn't what I wanted for my birthday, but I'm glad one of us got what we wanted.

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[shotup]

I think I'd have liked to go home even better. But then again, who wouldn't, right?

[voice; dick grayson]

[pixieboots]

[ welp someone hasn't read the comments yet. ]

Aw, I knew I forgot something important.

permavoice; :3

[shotup]

No kidding. Now, where's my present?

[motherofnemesis]

our first goal is always to make everyone at home, i'm so glad we managed to dig these zombies up just in time to make you happier.

[shotup]

it was real thoughtful. to whom should i send the thank you card?

[doubleoohbaby]

[O hai new roomie.]

You're welcome.

[shotup]

[o hai mr bond]

I'm grateful, really.