01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

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[hashtagyolt]

You're still stuck on this, I see. Kori doesn't do boyfriends exactly, so I wouldn't take it too hard.

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[shotup]

What the hell are you talking about? [Clearly they are not speaking of the same Kori.]

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[hashtagyolt]

You. Koriand'r.

Look, Tamaranians just don't do relationships like humans, so stop crying about it when she ignores you. It's unattractive, annoying, and unlikely to make her consider a repeat performance.

How did I become a couples' counselor again?

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[shotup]

[And now it's Roy's chance to laugh.]

Ahahahahaha! You can't be serious!

[LOLOLOLOLOLOL...........]

You think me and Kori--? Ahahahahaha!

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[hashtagyolt]

I know you and Kori. The first time I left you two alone together, you soiled my sheets.

[And no amount of eye bleach or burning is every going to get that image out of his head. Ugh.]

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[shotup]

That's disgusting. And not even remotely possible.

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[hashtagyolt]

Alternate universe-land, remember? Just take my word for it.

And seriously, I wouldn't be complaining if I were you. It's not like she's awful looking.

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[shotup]

She's practically my sister.

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[hashtagyolt]

I thought of that, but I try not to judge. Too much.

I try not to talk about how much I'm judging.

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[shotup]

How about you try not talking in general?

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[hashtagyolt]

Cute.

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[shotup]

Thanks. I'll be here all week.