01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

Comments

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[hashtagyolt]

Yep.

[Welp... #yolo]

It happens.

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[badnewsboy]

How do you know him?

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[hashtagyolt]

I have a soft spot for abusers with sob stories.

... He's also not completely useless some of the time.

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[shotup]

Who're you calling a sob story?

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[hashtagyolt]

You. [Plz.]

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[shotup]

You don't even know me.

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[hashtagyolt]

You don't know what I know about you.

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[shotup]

Whatever you think you know is wrong.

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[hashtagyolt]

Go cry to your sponsor about it.

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[shotup]

I don't have a sponsor.

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[hashtagyolt]

Does this mean I need to stage an intervention?

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[shotup]

You're a few years late for that.

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[hashtagyolt]

Thank god.

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[shotup]

You have no idea what you're talking about.

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[hashtagyolt]

Yeah I'm pretty sure if you keep repeating that, it'll magically become true.

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[badnewsboy]

Great! "Not completely useless" does go far in terms of anachronistic situations. Which is exactly what we've found ourself in.

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[shotup]

I'm actually very useful, thank you very much.

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[badnewsboy]

[dramatic pause.]

You're very welcome!