01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

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[shotup]

You get the lucky distinction of being both. Congrats.

[hashtagyolt]

Woah. Sick burn. How will I ever recover?

[shotup]

FIgure it out somewhere else.

[hashtagyolt]

I think I liked you better when you didn't have a backbone.

[shotup]

And I liked you better when you were twelve.

[hashtagyolt]

You didn't know me when I was twelve.

[shotup]

Twelve, thirteen. What's the difference?

[hashtagyolt]

Which would make you, what? Fifteen? Oooh.

[shotup]

I was... eighteen. Maybe nineteen.

[hashtagyolt]

So then do the math, Harper. I know you're capable of it. I was sixteen when I died, so I had to be seventeen by the time I met you. At least.

[shotup]

Haven't we already established that you're some sort of alternate-time weirdo?

[hashtagyolt]

If we're going with that theory...

How old are you? Now, I mean.

[shotup]

Twenty-six, like I told Loki.

[hashtagyolt]

[Ugh no.]

Damn.

[Uuuuuugh...]

... I really hate alternate universes.

[shotup]

Now you do.

[hashtagyolt]

You're old.

[shotup]

Twenty-six isn't old.

[hashtagyolt]

Well, not compared to Ducra. But she's at least three centuries, so that's kind of relative.

You're too old to be screwing around with Koriand'r. This suddenly got weird.

[shotup]

For that last time, I've never screwed around with Koriand'r.

[That is a major violation of brocode. Even Roy wouldn't stoop so low.]

[hashtagyolt]

Yeah, in your universe you haven't.

[shotup]

Yeah, in my universe. I didn't sleep with Kori, so quit talking like I did.