01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

Comments

[shotup]

Quality is for whoever paid for it.

[doubleoohbaby]

Then you're lucky you've got generous room-mates.

I expect something in return eventually, naturally. Perhaps if we're drunk enough my bed will do.

[shotup]

[W E L P.]

I thought it was a birthday present.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh.

That too.

[shotup]

Not that I'm not flattered or anything. If I were a lady, I'd be swooning.

[doubleoohbaby]

You mean to say you're not swooning now?

[shotup]

I'm not drunk enough to swoon. [Yet.]

[doubleoohbaby]

Well, why don't you come over to my place and we'll have some fun.

[Verbal eyebrow waggle.]

[shotup]

[SWOONS.]

Awesome. I'll bring my arrows.

[doubleoohbaby]

[Hot.]

Let's use all of Peter's belonging's as target practice.

[shotup]

[BEST DAY EVAR.]

Sounds like a fun night.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll dig out a bottle or two.

[hashtagyolt]

Roy, hey. I think you need an adult.

#strangerdanger

[shotup]

He's not a stranger. Also: get out.

[hashtagyolt]

He's not?

[shotup]

No. He's my roommate.

[hashtagyolt]

So you've known him for like a week.

I mean, I'm sure you can handle it and all, but I'm just saying.

[shotup]

Listen, creep, I trust Bond a helluva lot more than I trust you.

[hashtagyolt]

Really cute.

[shotup]

Are you coming on to me? Is that what this is about?

c-c-combo

[hashtagyolt]

[hashtagyolt]

I--

[hashtagyolt]

-- What?

[shotup]

You're kind of coming across like a jealous girlfriend. Just sayin'.

[hashtagyolt]

You wish.

I'm just looking out for you. You usually aren't together enough to do it for yourself.

[Ugh. Screw you. Ugh.]