01 ⨁ VOICE

[shotup]

I just gotta say, a moon zombie encounter was exactly what I wanted for my birthday. You guys sure know how to make a person feel right at home.

But seriously, what the hell was up with that and can we nix that from the schedule in the future? If there are other zany, undead surprises lurking around here, it'd be great if you could give a head's up ahead of time.

Comments

voice

[kneecaptain]

They're usually not undead. If that helps. [ And why wouldn't it? ]

voice

[shotup]

Sure. Why not. [Apparently they are cyborgs tho...]

voice

[kneecaptain]

Happy birthday.

voice

[shotup]

Thanks. Some welcoming party you guys got together.

voice

[kneecaptain]

Hey. I made cookies once.

voice

[shotup]

What kind?

voice

[kneecaptain]

I dunno. Chocolate chip?

I was following orders.

voice

[shotup]

I gotta level with you, man. That sounds really ominous.

voice

[kneecaptain]

I'm not a zombie.

voice

[shotup]

That's awesome. I don't think I can handle anymore of those today.

voice

[kneecaptain]

Yeah? Are you an easy mark? [ He is more joking than threatening but you know, hard to tell with strangers through a communicator. ]

My name's Barnes.

voice

[shotup]

I'm not that easy. But I'm not the best judge of myself. [Bucky you're so weird wtf.] Mine's Harper.

voice

[kneecaptain]

Right, Harper.

I'd tell you that it gets better, but…

voice

[shotup]

No need to sugarcoat it. I get it.

voice

[kneecaptain]

You will, anyway.

voice

[shotup]

Again with the ominousness.

voice

[kneecaptain]

C'mon. Zombies are way worse than my jokes.

voice

[shotup]

I guess if you wanna get technical...

voice

[kneecaptain]

Hey!

voice

[shotup]

That said, Bond's buying me some liquor, and it's hardly a party if only two people are drinking.

voice

[kneecaptain]

Jeez, I haven't even tried to find out what kinda booze they could salvage. [ The moonshine situation was strange before the moon evacuation. ]

voice

[shotup]

Guess he's lucked out. I didn't ask. [Mistake? Maybe...]

voice

[kneecaptain]

There's always someone who can find liquor.

It's like a super power.

voice

[shotup]

It's a handy one. Wish I had that power.

voice

[kneecaptain]

Nah. Powers are too much trouble, I think.