PSA

[inhumanity]

We ought not doubt the existence of the rabbit on the moon. People didn't think there was a man on the moon, and as you can see, there are quite a few of them—and women, too. Besides, it hurts the rabbit's feelings.

Anyone who has any proof of the existence of moon rabbits, including pelts or rabbit stew, you're welcome to come forward to show the non-believers the truth.

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not here;

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[He needs to Chareau de Red proof his door oh my god fuck his life]

not here YET

[inhumanity]

[He's going to find it and hold it up and then

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

ALL WILL BEHOLD THE RABBIT ON THE MOON]

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[observingfate]

I appreciate your theory. That reminds me though, I had a few questions I'd like to ask.

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[inhumanity]

[internal screaming]

Whatever is it, Master Huey? It's always a pleasure to offer you what answers I can.

not here either

[imusntrunaway]

[oh my god did he just stumble upon a moon rabbit cult]

casual reminder that Christopher and Erika live in your Wing, Shinji

[inhumanity]

[Cults need more than one person.]

[So he'll rope Elaine into it and then, yes. It's a cult.]

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[maskmaker]

You say you don't want to hurt the rabbits' feelings but suggesting that hunting, skinning, and cooking them is all right will probably hurt their feelings too, you know?

What brought this on anyway?

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[inhumanity]

[OH GOD IT'S HER. He doesn't want to talk to her either!]

That's something we can't know for certain until we ask them.

I met someone who was saying very hurtful things about the rabbits on the moon.

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[affectate]

I'm afraid that I don't understand! The moon naturally possesses lower gravity than Earth, and has no atmosphere, besides. Any animals would either float elsewhere, suffocate, or both. It is certainly likely that we are sharing this space with other life, but I have never heard of any such "lunar rabbit"!

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[inhumanity]

That might be true if you're thinking about it logically, but in the matter of stories, you must listen only to your sense of beauty. A rabbit on the moon is a beautiful image, so there must truly be one.

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[eyecaptivating]

do you really think it's going to hurt the rabbit's feelings?!!!!

[Shiro seems fine, she has no idea what you're talking about.]

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[inhumanity]

Don't your feelings get hurt when people don't believe in you? Rabbits are just the same.

[SCIENCE FACT]

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[notpeterparker]

[Carol doesn't have much to add to this. She's not sure if there's a thing as moon rabbits, but it would be really exciting if there was! So instead she texts this:]

(\_/)
(o.o)
(___)o

I haven't seen any rabbits on the moon, but no one's explored outside the moonbase to know for sure, have they?

[Please don't kill them that would make her so sad.]

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[inhumanity]

(\__/)
(•ㅅ•)

We must go looking for them! Join me, Carol!

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[duplicitoussight]

You're right, you're right! Why, just yesterday I saw one that snuck into the cafeteria!

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[inhumanity]

Proof of the eye witness! Did you see why it entered?

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[paraleyes]

I thought that too, but I didn't know its feelings would get hurt. I'll try to tell everyone to believe in them. I don't want them to be sad.

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[inhumanity]

What a kind and compassionate nature! It's very good of you to look out for the hearts and souls of our rabbit population.

action yo

[vimdicare]

[Erika is just staring at what Christopher put here.

Look she'll even play along to cheer him up from Huey being a Huey.]

So, if someone offered you rabbit stew, would you consider it proof?

[inhumanity]

[He smiles at her. It's that low, lazy smile, like a wild creature spotting injured prey. And yet the bloodlust is lacking. Christopher's smile is slow only because he's clinging to these emotions to avoid going under the cold surface of the sea.]

Well, I'd have to test how fresh the rabbit stew was. After all, that person might have brought the stew from the mainland. It isn't proof positive until you've ruled out all other possibilities.

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[pactfulfilled]

moon rabbits? i haven't heard anything about that...

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[inhumanity]

Haven't you heard? On the moon, there's a rabbit who makes the elixir of immortality with mortar and pestle. Considering how hard human alchemists work for that, I think we should say that rabbit is smarter than even most human beings!

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[silenceandcards]

What're you up to now, Dracula? I knew you were a freak but you're starting a religion now?

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[inhumanity]

If you say those sorts of hurtful things to me, I can't imagine what you might say to a rabbit.

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[anotheryosuke]

[..... First werewolves and now rabbit cults what is happening is this the moon's fault too??]

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[anotheryosuke]

[Yep, you're getting voice so he can yell properly if a little scratchily.]

What the hell are you doing?

And us being on the moon doesn't make us the man in the moon! Or the woman! It doesn't work like that!

[concealingeyes]

[She knows only kids believe in that sort of stupid stuff.

But bunnies though.]

but there's no air right? if there were bunnies they probably lived here a long time ago. you'd have to look for fossils.

[inhumanity]

Just because the rabbits of Earth breathe air, that's no reason to assume the ones on the moon need it.

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[jailbreaks]

I've heard of Children of the Full Moon, but never a rabbit or a man in general on the moon.

[Folkstories are weird.]

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[inhumanity]

[Christopher can roll with this. Cheerfully.] It may be that the children are hiding the rabbits so their parents don't take them away.

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[imperfectness]

...moon rabbits? That's highly illogical.

[And yet...]

Has anyone found any?

[Anything was possible. Moon rabbits were plausible compared to some things he's encountered.]

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[inhumanity]

[No. You're a scientist. He doesn't like you.

Christopher answers cheerfully.] Thus far, we have an eye witness and record of one inhabiting one of the units! But we don't yet know if they're one and the same or separate beings, perhaps even from separate rabbit clans.

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[getoffmyearth]

When the labels say "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" you know they really mean it, right.

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[inhumanity]

Ingenious! Incredible! Intellectual!

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[buttpunch]

Christopher... [She's clearly in a lab, there's leaves from a radish under her chin--she's looking over them, at the feed. She can't continue talking after holding the feed's gaze for a second, and starts to giggle.

Perhaps a little desperately. Look, it's been a kind of terrible week, okay.]

Would you like me to check?

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[inhumanity]

[Excellent.]

You're a wonderful friend. Check everywhere! We don't know where moon rabbits like to hide.

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[everydayraphael]

[Rabbits huh. That's an interesting tale. It kind of seems familiar, but it's not as prevalent as the man in the moon thing. Twice as tasty to Fondue though.

Better news than the werewolves from earlier too.]

In that case, I'll have to keep a close eye on Fondue. He likes to eat meat. Though I'm sure a rabbit could beat him in a fight. We wouldn't want to upset them after all.

[inhumanity]

You're too kind to be so considerate of their feelings! Of course, it's perfectly understandable if something wants to eat something else. That's the natural way of things, and it's really just being oversensitive if you allow that to hurt your feelings.

[rittersjuwel]

are you being serious

[inhumanity]

It's kind of you to volunteer to join the search! Would you prefer to search the base or the moon's surface?

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[rematching]

Isn't that just an Eastern story? Pounding rice, or something like that.

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[inhumanity]

I have every confidence in my friends from the East.

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[braavado]

Um if there's rabbits here, doesn't that mean someone brought them here?

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[inhumanity]

[Video? Okay, Korra. If you really want to look at a man described as 'could be pretty, if you could get past the mouth of dolphin teeth and the bloody sclera.'

The freakshow in question smiles serenely as he disagrees.] We couldn't possibly know that until we ask them.

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[sweetling]

hahaha what the actual fuck

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[inhumanity]

Thank you for agreeing to join the search for the rabbits of the moon.

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[jackanope]

Moon rabbits. Can't say I've seen any, but I don't think I'd know what they'd look like!

[and yes, Christopher.

The person saying this appears to be a giant rabbit.]

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[inhumanity]

[Christopher blinks at a creature that, if Huey had made it, could only have been composed for a twisted whim, an experiment in how inhuman he can make them before they cease to find conflict between their identity and the identity of those natural beings they so envy.

So Christopher grins back, sharkmouthed with his red sclera, to reassure his rabbit friend.] Have you ever seen an image of the moon?

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[crocodilesmiles]

( here flickers on the video; after a moment, there strolls by a rabbit. who sits down and proceeds to scratch at an ear.

... what?

like she'd pass up the golden opportunity! )

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[inhumanity]

[Christopher LEAPS TO HIS FEET! AND POINTS!]

We've sighted a moon rabbit!! Behold!