PSA

[inhumanity]

We ought not doubt the existence of the rabbit on the moon. People didn't think there was a man on the moon, and as you can see, there are quite a few of them—and women, too. Besides, it hurts the rabbit's feelings.

Anyone who has any proof of the existence of moon rabbits, including pelts or rabbit stew, you're welcome to come forward to show the non-believers the truth.

Comments

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[inhumanity]

If you say those sorts of hurtful things to me, I can't imagine what you might say to a rabbit.

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[silenceandcards]

I don't talk to rabbits. Last time I saw a rabbit it was on some rich lady's clothes.

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[inhumanity]

Did you tell the woman?

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[silenceandcards]

I didn't talk to her. What rich woman talks to a gangster unless they're gambling in our casino?

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[inhumanity]

You're too harsh on yourself! Why, with your charming and loquacious personality, anyone of any status would be delighted to speak to you, as a sunflower is always delighted to turn itself towards the sun!

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[silenceandcards]

I'm a married man. Don't go comparing gangsters to the sun.

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[inhumanity]

You provide life-giving energy to people within your domain like the sun's rays falling upon the Earth. You're a solar event!

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[silenceandcards]

Wherever you're getting the shit you're always smoking, don't you ever bring it onto our turf.

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[inhumanity]

I don't smoke. It's bad for your lungs.

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[silenceandcards]

You're bad even for immortal brains.

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[inhumanity]

Plenty of friends of mine are immortal and I resent the suggestion that I'm bad for them. I resent the suggestion that I'm bad for you! It's as if you think our friendship is toxic.

:(

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[silenceandcards]

Well, nothing toxic is actually going to kill me.

I don't see why it's a problem.