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We ought not doubt the existence of the rabbit on the moon. People didn't think there was a man on the moon, and as you can see, there are quite a few of them—and women, too. Besides, it hurts the rabbit's feelings.

Anyone who has any proof of the existence of moon rabbits, including pelts or rabbit stew, you're welcome to come forward to show the non-believers the truth.

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[stay safe, shiro

Though she's not sure what the man who eats cheese has to do with any of this.]

OH!!! that's so impressive! you're right christian! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
then we've all gotta work together to protect them! can we find somewhere to keep them safe, can we can we??

Edited (DON'T LOOK AT ME) 2013-10-03 01:50 (UTC)

[Not even correcting her]

There are extra rooms and empty places about, I have every confidence. We'll keep them there.

[The saga of Christian continues]

that's great, that's great! all the rabbit families can have their own rooms! we've just gotta find food for them now, right, right?

Edited (i continue to embarrass myself) 2013-10-03 06:30 (UTC)

A kind individual already solved that problem! The food for rabbits is in the containers labelled "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION."

[Oh, well, that sounds totally legit.]

ah, did they label them themselves?? because that's really really so nice! people won't eat all their food that way! ヽ(；▽；)ノ

Clever, isn't it? Too long, humans have insulted the intelligence of a species which is clearly more than smart enough to handle its own affairs.

WOOOOW are rabbits really that smart?? i have to ask my brother...
it's so COOL though!!!! i wonder what else they can do!

There is one easy way to find out.

really? what's that???

Set up an interview with your brother's rabbit.

.........but i've never heard shiro talk!

Edited 2013-10-07 01:32 (UTC)

You haven't?

Momo!

You should listen to him more closely!

His feelings must be most wounded!

but how am i going to listen more closely??? should i just sit next to him for a while?

i don't want to hurt his feelings!! (」ﾟヘﾟ)」

Yes, with no music of any kind. You must sit close and concentrate very carefully on hearing his voice with your ears and with your soul.

i get it, i get it!!!! all right, i'll try that!

i'll sit next to him for as long as it takes!

Have faith! Learn from the sloth and be one with the rabbit!

the sloth???

oh i get it!!! i can't move AT ALL!! just like sloths!!

all right, i'll tell you what happens then!

I want a fully detailed report! With an accompanying musical number. And pictures!

ah?? a whole musical number??

......where am i gonna get a camera??

Why, you'll have to ask a friend, of course. I happen to know for a fact that at least one person on the moon has a camera.

[At least one?? That's not very helpful at all!!

Of course, little does she realize she is, in fact, holding a tablet.]

what?? [No, no, don't give up now, Momo!!]

okay! okay!!! i'll ask all my friends then! and...... i'll sing a song about rabbits and sloths!!!

Excellent! You will have to bring it back to me as soon as you finish!

all right!!! i just have to wait to hear shiro so wait for me!!!

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