PSA

[inhumanity]

We ought not doubt the existence of the rabbit on the moon. People didn't think there was a man on the moon, and as you can see, there are quite a few of them—and women, too. Besides, it hurts the rabbit's feelings.

Anyone who has any proof of the existence of moon rabbits, including pelts or rabbit stew, you're welcome to come forward to show the non-believers the truth.

Comments

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[maskmaker]

It's instinct.

Does that mean, since I said it, you won't want to be friends with me?

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[inhumanity]

[oh god huey don't kill him]

Of course we must be friends. You're not prejudiced against my teeth, after all!

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[maskmaker]

Oh, then I'm glad to hear! You were one of my first friends here -- I'd be sad if I lost that because of rabbits.

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[inhumanity]

Once friends are made, nothing but the government can break the bond between them!

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[maskmaker]

Why the government?

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[inhumanity]

Because they say only death and taxes can ruin friendship, and death is no issue!

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[maskmaker]

Oh, do you think so? You're quite certain of that, aren't you?

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[inhumanity]

I suppose it's a problem nowwwwwwwwww, but only half of one. So you see, somenoe like me is ideal for dismissing it.

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[maskmaker]

Well, if we're going to get technical, we're not paying any taxes to live here either so we're all fine, aren't we?