PSA

[inhumanity]

We ought not doubt the existence of the rabbit on the moon. People didn't think there was a man on the moon, and as you can see, there are quite a few of them—and women, too. Besides, it hurts the rabbit's feelings.

Anyone who has any proof of the existence of moon rabbits, including pelts or rabbit stew, you're welcome to come forward to show the non-believers the truth.

Comments

1/2

[anotheryosuke]

[..... First werewolves and now rabbit cults what is happening is this the moon's fault too??]

2/2 [voice]

[anotheryosuke]

[Yep, you're getting voice so he can yell properly if a little scratchily.]

What the hell are you doing?

And us being on the moon doesn't make us the man in the moon! Or the woman! It doesn't work like that!

voice

[inhumanity]

[Oh good, they can hear each other's voice. The wonderful development of a friendship!]

I'm trying to undo the damage you did to any poor rabbits who were reading our conversation.

[Not even addressing the rest of it.]

[anotheryosuke]

[Chris that word, I don't think it means what you think it means!]

... I'm pretty sure rabbits can't read, and if they were moon rabbits, they wouldn't understand us even if they could read.

[inhumanity]

[It means when just sharing someone's company can make your day better! It means people who you're happy to be used by!]

You don't know that. They could have learned to read English from Neil Armstrong.

[anotheryosuke]

[The second option is a bit problematic.]

Those would be some genius rabbits.

[He shouldn't ask. He shouldn't ask, but--]

What're you gonna do if you even find rabbits, anyway? We've pretty much invaded the moon by now.

[inhumanity]

Hm . . . [You can probably imagine the shrug that accompanies the tone that follows:] Didn't think about it.

[anotheryosuke]

... You're totally just bored, aren't you.

[The tone tries to be flat, but ends up sounding a little wry instead.]

[inhumanity]

In the infinite variety of synthetic existence, there is no boredom to be found!

[And then the sound of a sulk.] While I appreciate the contrast of humans and plants living inside an artificial complex where life can't be sustained, most of us aren't even from this world, so it's just too much of a contrast anywhere. I want my nature back and disagree with the view.

[anotheryosuke]

Synthetic existence? What the hell...?

[Is that like a philosophical term or something.... He's just meeting all sorts of weirdos here.

Yeah, this guy definitely just talks weird.]

Dude, I swear I'm going to need a translator for you. Just come out an' say it if you don't like living in space. It's not like there was much nature back on Exsilium either, though. And definitely no rabbits...

[inhumanity]

In that case, it's guaranteed that any rabbits here are rabbits from the moon. By the process of negation, we've found proof.

[Get a translator. Get two.]

[anotheryosuke]

[He'll hire an army, it's what he does--]

... I feel like I've just listened to something both amazing and yet completely crazy.

[inhumanity]

[Not a bad choice, lbr.]

To be called amazing by a friend whose voice I've only just heard for the first time is a great honour. We have to see each other's faces next.

[anotheryosuke]

You're making too big a deal out of it... Seriously, are you an actor, too? At least you're better than the other guy, kind of.

[At least you actually listen a little! And aren't gnashing your teeth. But are you dressed in purple and frills???]

[inhumanity]

Haha, the only thing I act is natural! No, by trade, I'd say I'm an assistant. But come! What friends discuss their work? Tell me, what is your favourite flower?

[By 'assistant' he means 'an assassin for Huey and a bodyguard for a mafia kid' but that doesn't have to be shared.]

[anotheryosuke]

You've got an interesting definition of natural, I'm telling you! [He coughs a little.] I'm not sure about the flower thing, man, I don't think guy friends talk about flowers... And I don't even have a favorite one, anyway.

[He is a bit curious about the assistant thing but he can poke at that later.]

[inhumanity]

[This is no problemo.] Then I'll pick one. Hm, let's see . . .

Dogwood!

[anotheryosuke]

What exactly are you picking one for...? Are you sure that's even a flower?

[inhumanity]

It's a flowering tree!

[anotheryosuke]

... Jeez, that's cheating! [But at least he sounds amused.] Why dogwood, anyway?

[Even if he still doesn't know what it's for?!]

[inhumanity]

[The shrug is in his voice.] First flowering plant that came to mind.

[WOW. FUCKING UNHELPFUL, CHRIS.]

[anotheryosuke]

[It's not like he expected him to be especially helpful, we've already established that he is probably loony.]

... So what was the point of that again?

[inhumanity]

You have a favourite flower, now: the flower picked by a friend.

[anotheryosuke]

Dude, I don't even know what the thing looks like. There should at least be a picture to go with that or something.

[May have given up on correcting the 'friend' problem, tbh.]