The one with the rules; voice/text

[lar]

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:


1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

Comments

[voice]

[thearseman]

Just to make sure we're on the same page here... strip Jenga will be happening even if you get more than three people, yeah?

I mean, I'll still come if it isn't. It just isn't much of a party if there isn't one crappy game or another being turned into a strip show, is it?

[voice]

[lar]

...I'll arrange some crappy games, but don't make me add another rule about nudity.

[Audio]

[strategic_guile]

...what if a drunk teen is trying to take advantage of me?

[Audio]

[lar]

Are you an adult?

[boundbyheart]

Nope, sounds boring.

[Kagura needs to have something it it for her, sorry.]

[lar]

Wow, rude.

text, private.

[bumbles]

I'm really sorry, I just got back from a mission and I don't feel so good.

( the last time he was in a crowded place there was a guillotine involved, he just needs to lie down. For like a month. )

text, private.

[lar]

Oh. That bad?

It's in like two Saturdays?

Voice;

[keep_smiling]

I'll come! That sounds like a great idea. Is there a reason for it, or just for the fun of it? Oh, should I bring something?

Voice;

[lar]

Hey Smiley.

[ She's so funny. ]

Well, I think everyone could use some partying now and then. And don't worry about bringing stuff, just your shining smile and some dance moves.

voice;

[5055034455]

I like the way you think, Ella Ellis.

[He's never going to call her anything else. Sorry.]

Consider this my RSVP. I'll even chaperone, if you need some responsible adults to keep an eye on things.

voice;

[lar]

Then you are among the chosen few, Saul.

[ Yeah she's going to be informal if he's going to use her full name. ]

I desperately need a cool looking adult to chaperone, so if you can't find one, the job is yours.

[ It's on. ]

voice; pretend this is hella backdated

[controlledvariable]

You're not a responsible adult.

[just saying]

[video]

[unmoving_library]

I've certainly gone too long without a decent drink.

[Patchouli does not really know what she's getting into with outside world parties.]

[video]

[lar]

[ Hey Patchy have an Ella.

Wave your hand Ella. Good. ]

As good as any other reason. I hope you enjoy it.

[lazyinlove]

I'm busy that weekend but have fun!

[lar]

Dude! Seriously?

voice;

[freewoman]

What's a party?

voice;

[lar]

You're kidding me right? Tell me you're just being funny here.

[ But just to be sure. ]

It's a celebration, basically. Drinks, music, dance, fun.

[video]

[galactically]

You know I'm coming along! No doubts about it on this end.

[video]

[lar]

Very good!

I'm kind of scared nobody comes, to be honest.

[voice | private]

[queenoftherock]

I will pretend very well to keep an eye on things.

[Usually this would be a Diggle thing but he can roll with this in civilian form.]

No word on how many will be attending yet?

[voice | private]

[lar]

My hero. I'll find a way to pay you somehow.

And nope, but we have the space and resources to accommodate a lot of people, if for some reason this gets a lot of interest.

[video]

[acts_of_claudia]

Oh you are talking my lingo, girl!

[video]

[lar]

You know it.

I only hope it doesn't blow massively.

voice

[controlledvariable]

I'll come, and if anyone's taking advantage of drunk teens, you can just point me in their direction and I'll make sure to break something they value.

[It's probably better not to ask.]

I'm Steph, by the way.

[Since they haven't met.]

voice

[lar]

That is a most generous offer and I'll be sure to take it if the chance arises.

[ She honestly fears the answer, so. ]

Hi Steph, I'm Ella. [ Which is probably obvious and goes without need, but manners. ]